Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Katzz-Meow t1_j2534n6 wrote
My English teacher boyfriend asked "Do you like anal"? Question mark. I answered "A little"; semi-colon
Zeerid_Korr t1_j2531md wrote
Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight
Boy, this party really died.
Alexander19962511 t1_j252nwu wrote
Where can one find a gypsy girl in this era?
[deleted] t1_j252eqa wrote
Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight
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Jhacharya t1_j251x0q wrote
People, it is just a pun.
Quit ovary acting.
golosdres t1_j251spq wrote
Comon man, this was just in the askreddit thread..
[deleted] t1_j251she wrote
Reply to comment by kentmagyar in The Penis Study by Jealous-Treat-7238
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Common_Gain_2156 t1_j251r67 wrote
Reply to comment by Idontdanceever in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Also prolly couple of virgings on the Virgin Islands
ztreHdrahciR t1_j251ppc wrote
Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight
Getting stoned
jcole660 t1_j251crb wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
A Magic Johnson Tuesday.
Carteeg_Struve t1_j2517l7 wrote
A congressman?
thuxu007 t1_j2515w9 wrote
Thanks I hate it
ArcadiaKent t1_j250z7a wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Did Elon Musk buy Southwest Airlines?
Ok-Marionberry3478 t1_j250o87 wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
They cant
MrZwink t1_j2501ro wrote
Theyre called after the Latin word canum for dogs. " The island of dogs"
StartComfortable8486 t1_j2500go wrote
Reply to The secret to a pizza joke... by SpiceCake68
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YesThatSandman t1_j24zmyg wrote
Reply to comment by vartha in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Canada could fit… that’s about it tho. Lol
wrongseeds t1_j24zcko wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris has been sentenced to death by OB1KENOB
Death called Chuck Norris. It’s all cool.
Top-Employment-4163 t1_j24z6al wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris has been sentenced to death by OB1KENOB
And death is not happy about it
orangemaroon25 t1_j24xh6c wrote
Reply to comment by Laurenhynde82 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I didn't do that though.
I never said the first thing about anyone's bodily autonomy, chiefly because that isn't relevant to this discussion since it isn't affected by restricting abortion. I certainly never denied that it was a concerning move. I just said it's not as bad as some of you doom scrollers are making it sound and certainly not as bad as an actually theocratic country like Iran.
Go back and read the actual words that I actually said and respond only to those, not to whatever you think I said or want me to have said to fit your chosen narrative that makes me your opponent.
deedara t1_j24x7s8 wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris has been sentenced to death by OB1KENOB
Death has been sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Wring159 t1_j24x2dr wrote
Reply to comment by MovTheGopnik in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
Shi = death, shichi = place of death, same w 9 where it can be read kyuu/ku where ku = suffering
orangemaroon25 t1_j24x052 wrote
Reply to comment by Lonke in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Isn't that what I just said?
They lost a "right" that never was a right to begin with. So yes, you can say that they lost that right but you cannot say it's a bad thing because now we have the correct situation the way it's supposed to be.
PygmeePony t1_j24wudi wrote
She's being really anal about it.
WitDaStrap4L t1_j25350s wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Firetruck