Recent comments in /f/Jokes
desirousAmigo714 t1_j256eq5 wrote
That number seems a bit high tbh
Mre64 t1_j2566pe wrote
<br>easts
[deleted] t1_j25663a wrote
Reply to comment by m0j0r0lla in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
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quid_facis_cacasne t1_j2565j0 wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Cherry7133 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I know that's the really weird contradiction about it. The way the Greeks worked around it was to encourage the passive partner to be an adolescent, because it was thought that it would be even more dishonourable for an adult man to be in that position. This is in Foucault's History of Sexuality.
Lord-Wombat t1_j255nc9 wrote
The next few days are going to be hard
Sketchy_Irishman_ t1_j255kze wrote
The version I originally heard was "What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's tits?"
Still a good joke.
________________me t1_j255ksw wrote
In genre:
When is it ok to slap a slavic woman in the face?
When here moustache is on fire.
Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j255hcx wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Facetuck. Alternatively you can replace the t with another f.
djlarue46 t1_j255h6b wrote
At least an oral exam didn't follow the anal exam.. or did it?
rodric606 t1_j255a8u wrote
Reply to comment by Papadopium in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
True, it shouldn't happen at all.
But people forget that there are also a small number of American women who are murdered every year by their boyfriends/husbands out of jealousy or anger.
Fit_Cherry7133 t1_j25589w wrote
Reply to comment by quid_facis_cacasne in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Wait, so who were the gay dude's banging then??
ENetArch t1_j2557ak wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
Never excite a power bottom w that phrase.
djlarue46 t1_j2555hr wrote
At least you didn't exclaim the point.
[deleted] t1_j255237 wrote
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
FrietjesFC t1_j254kqw wrote
What does a 75 year old have between her tits that a 25 year old doesn't?
A belly button.
lambchop70 t1_j254fpg wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
No it doesn't.
ziksy9 t1_j254bzs wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Freightliner Truck
AboutSaponify933 t1_j2545j7 wrote
Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight
What do you call a cook in a dark alley? Dicey
Laurenhynde82 t1_j25432f wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Bodily autonomy isn’t affected by restricting abortion? You just keep digging yourself deeper. American government is literally limiting access to healthcare for women for ideological and religious reasons. As has been demonstrated in the last few months, those who achieved this limitation do not wish to stop at restricting abortion access (and there is now clinical data on how the change in law has risked the lives of women unnecessarily). So arguing that America is not heading down a road where rights are curtailed and risked due to religious beliefs is ignoring the obvious, no matter how dismissive you wish to be.
validityiskey t1_j253yik wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Masturb8ting
vartha OP t1_j253jml wrote
Reply to comment by jariwoud in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Correct answer. And you're probably the main attractor at every party. Why is it that people giving are you so many down votes?
buh-roken t1_j253i4v wrote
Reply to comment by thuxu007 in What’s the best thing about fingering a Gypsy on her period? by SamGranger
/r/TIHI
jacklsd OP t1_j2539e0 wrote
Reply to comment by WitDaStrap4L in what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
O dam
dottiness t1_j2537r5 wrote
Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight
Ohm my god...
pat700 t1_j256fnk wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
F@ck