Recent comments in /f/Jokes
_TnT13 t1_j25em90 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Appropriate_Oil3229 OP t1_j25eh2j wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Another Russian Suicide by Appropriate_Oil3229
So, what is that? For “jokes”?
master-virus t1_j25e4er wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Two ducks running really fast past two guys.
He says shouldn't they be saying Duck not fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
He says yes but why they saying fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck?
He hears a noise and turns round to see a lion
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Aldrakev t1_j25e48f wrote
Reply to comment by 12altoids34 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
yeah there were canaries till i left too now they too are just “the islands”. completely unrelated but i had a wonderful thanksgiving
Waitsfornoone t1_j25e36m wrote
Reply to Another Russian Suicide by Appropriate_Oil3229
Doesn't this sound more like r/3amjokes?
orangemaroon25 t1_j25dyg1 wrote
Reply to comment by Laurenhynde82 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
That's not what I said at all. But that means it isn't wrong unless and until so amended.
I'm glad you realize that the correct way to get the "rights" you want in this country is by an amendment.
Waitsfornoone t1_j25dy39 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Alfalfa_9658 in The average American adult has sex 54 times a year. by Freudian-Sips
Bots rarely do.
Waitsfornoone t1_j25dvjg wrote
Reply to comment by Lord-Wombat in The average American adult has sex 54 times a year. by Freudian-Sips
One can only hope.
Cospelero t1_j25dj1y wrote
named after the dogs on the islands (canines)
Laurenhynde82 t1_j25dgq6 wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Right, your constitution has never been wrong about anything - that’s why it has never been amended! Oh…
Waitsfornoone t1_j25d936 wrote
Reply to an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
My wife's line: "The bigger the truck, the smaller the tool."
USMCWrangler t1_j25d61x wrote
My wife and I are into S&M.
She sleeps and I masturbate.
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Zandarino t1_j25d3u1 wrote
Reply to Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Ha!
When Chuck Norris pays his taxes, the government pays him.
[deleted] t1_j25d2yf wrote
Reply to comment by Laurenhynde82 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
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Hipster_Poe_Buildboy t1_j25czqe wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Fatduck
Waitsfornoone t1_j25czm2 wrote
Reply to comment by AcademicApplication1 in an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
Most of us will just have to take your word on that.
peb396 t1_j25cvwr wrote
Reply to comment by Flex2589 in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
Once again, the real joke is in the comments.
bjh182 t1_j25crwz wrote
Reply to Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Boo
AcademicApplication1 t1_j25ch80 wrote
Reply to an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
There's no reason to have a large penis, most of the time you just end up causing your partner pain, and then you start hating sex
Papadopium t1_j25cfrg wrote
Reply to comment by rodric606 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Yeah, but the subject here was about being stoned which doesn't relate with the way American women are being murdered.
Mikey_Mike_1991 t1_j25c72p wrote
Hahaha
Freudian-Sips OP t1_j25bdkc wrote
Reply to comment by desirousAmigo714 in The average American adult has sex 54 times a year. by Freudian-Sips
Once a week. And once again on each other's birthdays
cyclefreaksix t1_j25bcl9 wrote
I like 68. You do me and I'll owe you one.
corbymatt t1_j25ep8v wrote
Reply to comment by Top-Employment-4163 in Chuck Norris has been sentenced to death by OB1KENOB
I MAY LOOK LIKE I'M GRINNING, BUT THATS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE ABOUT IT