Recent comments in /f/Jokes
remixmaxs t1_j25ni5f wrote
Reply to comment by Long_Pain_5239 in an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
r/usernamechecksout
Jose_Zueco t1_j25nb43 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
YMSF she must be American.
Background_Sugar1597 t1_j25mcg4 wrote
Reply to My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
Meanwhile in Canada
pat700 t1_j25mbxn wrote
You need to roll your R's on her love bud. Oh wait that's if she's your Spanish teacher
Muddpup64 OP t1_j25lxna wrote
Reply to comment by iwearpantss in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
What good side?
master-virus t1_j25lvzu wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I loved the joke.
We take things too serious.
Thanks for the joke.
iwearpantss t1_j25llqe wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side
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soundengineerguy t1_j25ljoj wrote
Reply to comment by SidewaysBegin386 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
And lots of canary birds. The birds are named for the islands.
kenn714 t1_j25lhjo wrote
Reply to comment by _TnT13 in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
What kind of clap are we talking about? The kind where he has to wear two infinity gauntlets, or wear an infinity underwear?
orangemaroon25 t1_j25l677 wrote
Reply to comment by Laurenhynde82 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Yet again, that's not what I said. Please stop trying to argue with me if you can't even understand what it is I have actually stated.
AdministrationOk5761 t1_j25l1ys wrote
Reply to comment by KnightofSpamelot in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
yes
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Reply to comment by Ornery-Baby8845 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
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NeoHeathan t1_j25kqv2 wrote
Reply to comment by master-virus in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Aww. Is this a date?
awesomewealthylife t1_j25kko7 wrote
Reply to comment by nametakenfuck in The Penis Study by Jealous-Treat-7238
No.
MikeLinPA t1_j25khwh wrote
Reply to comment by davethompson413 in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
How about a 71. That's a 69 with 2 fingers up her ass!
OB1KENOB OP t1_j25keus wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
People like assholes I guess 😂
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Kind-Bodybuilder-903 t1_j25k3mi wrote
My wife said tie me up and do whatever you want. So I tied here up and went to the pub.
nametakenfuck t1_j25k1jl wrote
Reply to comment by awesomewealthylife in The Penis Study by Jealous-Treat-7238
Isnt that a bee thing
GrumpyOldLadyTech t1_j25juz8 wrote
Reply to comment by OB1KENOB in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
As I understand it, Chuck was being a dick on set and Bruce kicked his ass for real because Chuck flat out couldn't let it go. Don't know why folk like Norris so much when he's a compete ass to everybody.
Laurenhynde82 t1_j25jgai wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I don’t live in your country, but hopefully you understand the difference between a “right” and a “constitutional right”. Bragging that the same rights afforded to women in far less developed countries aren’t in your constitution isn’t the mic drop you seem to think it is.
vatderfurkk101 t1_j25jde3 wrote
That's what happens when you play with her asterisk ( * )
Mother_Village_2387 t1_j25j3g6 wrote
Reply to comment by Mother_Village_2387 in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j25nyxm wrote
Reply to comment by One_Standard_Deviant in The Penis Study by Jealous-Treat-7238
I think there is also just a bit of : "Elite university researchers considered the issue from the point of view of men having sex with women; U. Wisconsin from the point of view of men masturbating". So the joke goes two ways (elite university researchers are getting laid; U. Wisconsin men are just jerking off).