Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Ewetootwo t1_j25xqsy wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo momma so fat you had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
RazRiverblade t1_j25xoms wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical-Amoeba245 in Me watching 12 yo in my basement who ate his friends to survive by [deleted]
Kids thought they got stuck in basement Some 12y/o ate his friends in order to survive Turns out door wasn’t locked
… I think?
TW200e t1_j25xmwx wrote
Reply to comment by TheBigDickDon in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
That's probably a wise move.
dirtyblueshirt t1_j25xmt6 wrote
Reply to comment by curiouscabbage69 in Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
Always look on the bright side…
FamouslyDebase t1_j25xgza wrote
Reply to Progress is the opposite of Congress. by GenesisWorlds
If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of constitution?
Electrical-Amoeba245 t1_j25x54j wrote
What?
curiouscabbage69 t1_j25wtdh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
Of life?
apartbloviate194 t1_j25wrej wrote
Reply to Progress is the opposite of Congress. by GenesisWorlds
And if con is bad, then if we want to make the constitution better we should turn it into...
Big_Librarian_1130 t1_j25wqrn wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo momma so fat her Patronus is a cake
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j25whwz wrote
Reply to comment by 12altoids34 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Are you Chuck Norris?
[deleted] t1_j25w45z wrote
Reply to comment by dirtyblueshirt in Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
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master-virus t1_j25w0nn wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Sometimes you have to take deep breaths and smile 😁
OB1KENOB OP t1_j25vz07 wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Mhm
awd34g5u8jl t1_j25vuya wrote
Reply to Progress is the opposite of Congress. by GenesisWorlds
While prostitution sounds positive, I guess I like constitution, too.
Alive-Comparison1408 t1_j25vt7o wrote
Reply to comment by Super-Bar8712 in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
She so dumb, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes
dje1964 t1_j25vkax wrote
Reply to comment by FrankWhiteIsHere78 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Me too. That is what makes this sub so fun I usually laugh more at the comment section than the be actual jokes
PiisAWheeL t1_j25v2vh wrote
Reply to comment by Mental-Emu-7326 in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Right and here I was just gonna say something about Canadian healthcare. This is better.
dje1964 t1_j25v2ia wrote
Reply to comment by master-virus in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I heard it, retold it (poorly) and if I had any idea of where I heard it originally I would have given them credit. Only that person may correct my errors
"The statement above was for satirical purposes only"
ora00001 t1_j25v28o wrote
Gifted
GrumpyOldLadyTech t1_j25uzh6 wrote
Reply to comment by OB1KENOB in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
It sure seems like it, doesn't it??
FrankWhiteIsHere78 t1_j25ugeo wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
LoL. Just messing around.
alldaywatcher t1_j25udit wrote
Recent studies found out that (a) sex is better if a second person is involved and (b) that type of sex is only dirty if performed right. 🤓
dirtyblueshirt t1_j25ubqq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
Not soon enough.
dje1964 t1_j25u9vd wrote
Reply to comment by FrankWhiteIsHere78 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
You should have seen it before I fixed it
AZSnake t1_j25xuhm wrote
Reply to comment by thoroakenfelder in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
You beat me to it. Take my upvote.