I tought It was beacuse he let his daughter die of cancer without visiting and didnt even attend to her funeral 🤔

I think you mean Chuck Norris lets them.

The cheesier the better.

Tequila won't fix all your problems in life, but it's worth a shot!

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Instead of stoned to death afterwards in Iran. Of course just accusing her might do the job …

If they're from a freedom-loving (constitutional) state, they are likely fully trained in gun safety and have two or three of their own. If from a suppressed state like new York or calif, then they are terrified that the guns locked up in some imaginary neighbor's gun safe will somehow break it and go on a killing spree.

Underrated

Wait a minute...

your momma so fat when thanos snapped only her arm disappeared.
your momma so fat she jumped in the air n got stuck.
thats all im leaving here lol.

Completely and unequivocally false.

Yo mama so fat, if she was thinner she'd still be so fat.

But many of them sure think they are!

I re-tell every joke badly. Lol

My understanding is that it's based on archeological research and discovered written documents showing the general age of married woman at the time. I am sure that nothing in the Bible referenced her age (or that of any other woman at marriage).

Big oof

That blue fire is not cold

If you'd have said no, she would probably hound you till you change your position on the idea...

False. Pretty much everything in the Bible has been verified by archaeology and science. Do some research...

Yo Papa So Gone ……..

...TWO constitutions?

Probably between 14 and 16. But nobody knows for sure... That was a common age for marriage (for women) at that time.

Death ran away from Chuck. Ain't going there bro.

A heavy rock would work. But I think a dull knife or really strong laser would be more permanent... or maybe even a spoon.

Sweet, lol