Recent comments in /f/Jokes
jordanwhiter t1_j26duas wrote
ha ha and if it was the same joke but about sex dolls the american one dosnt blow itself up?
Iliveinthissoultrap2 t1_j26du5s wrote
Reply to Another Russian Suicide by Appropriate_Oil3229
You forgot to add that he left a suite note explaining how he committed suicide and the note was officially stamped by the communist party division of suicide!
Ewetootwo t1_j26d05g wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
That’s because he stuffed himself with Jenny Craig food while watching Kirstie Allie commercials .
Awk, Jenny you suck, Jenny you suck.
Cheers
kaiwulf t1_j26cqp8 wrote
Reply to Alcohol Advice. by Buddy2269
Tried to get a handle on my drinking problem but still ended up coming home with three
Superoldmanhermann t1_j26cob6 wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre_Truth_6115 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Nah. People talking about dicks or pussy or sex or paraphilia is as old as hell, as are people who overvalue their function (see kanye for a current example).
And popular music is de facto popular because it checks the lowest common denominator across the board. It's very often very dumb.
There are exceptions, of course. Where the wild roses grow, for instance, is pretty atypical (for a song that hit the charts, not nick cave), being about a murderers obsession with and killing of his victim, and then the same from the victim's point of view.
Though that Falco song Jeanny shares the general dark overtures, so it could be an indication that certain trends more likely produce certain art, and currently the trend is that of 'me', which yeah, is depressing.
Think I may have just talked myself into agreeing lmao.
Anyway my point is it's more complex than just 'mankind dumb af smh'
Rutlemania t1_j26ckob wrote
very original
Different_Dance7248 t1_j26c8vg wrote
American girl has sex before marriage and a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of getting a marriage proposal from the man who F—-d (how do I say this nicely?) her.
Plastic-Relief9327 t1_j26c7x4 wrote
Reply to The secret to a pizza joke... by SpiceCake68
Andrew Tate isn't laughing at this one...
CuddlingWolf t1_j26bwil wrote
Reply to comment by AcademicApplication1 in an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
I confirm their statement, thereby establishing my own impressive length and girth. Solidarity.
Windycitybeans t1_j26buvx wrote
Road leading to nowhere …
DK2037 t1_j26bqru wrote
Merrick Garland
AustenTX26 t1_j26bpm6 wrote
Reply to comment by Judithsins in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Thanks
Ewetootwo t1_j26bi2s wrote
Nothing, because he won’t understand you.
Scaphiopuscouchii t1_j26b9hd wrote
Reply to Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
'He who was hit on the chin by the most balls may enter....'
KnightRho t1_j26b36l wrote
Reply to comment by Lopsided_Sailor in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I'd love some guidance on where to look for that. Specifically the walking on water and parting the Red Sea. I have a lake in the middle of my commute that takes almost a half hour to get around. I'd rather just go over or through that bitch
No_Competition_6989 t1_j26avm7 wrote
Reply to comment by nsciullo in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
They are still the Virgin Islands if you don't count anal
Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_j26akdz wrote
Reply to comment by Superoldmanhermann in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Really? The blatant vulgarity and glorification of... I'm not even sure what to call that. But that doesn't strike you? Make you think that the world is going down hill?
Every generation thinks that, and there's worse things than that song, but still. It's pretty emblematic of modern America.
hairybagel27 t1_j26ajm8 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Your momma is so fat, the earth was flat, until they buried her
PovertySovereignty t1_j26a907 wrote
Reply to comment by _TnT13 in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
The mad titan has a sickness for the thiccness
StrikingExcitement79 t1_j26a6am wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
Wife?
Frewsa t1_j269ysg wrote
Reply to comment by IcyFaithlessness3259 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I think oppression hiding under the mask of “culture” is still oppression and we should be against it.
Ponaboat t1_j269wkn wrote
Reply to comment by Flex2589 in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
Of course there's a French word for it.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j269no6 wrote
You're not immortal
IcyFaithlessness3259 t1_j269nbf wrote
Reply to comment by onlyreadtheheadlines in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
West needs to stay out of other cultures. Let's not forget all the leftists that tried to go to the soccer game wearing rainbows and got kicked out. People need to respect other people's cultures.
Iliveinthissoultrap2 t1_j26dwt6 wrote
Reply to Another Russian Suicide by Appropriate_Oil3229
A suicide note