I looked at the post for a solid minute, kept scrolling, then it hit me

Like a baseball

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I mean it could be both that these symptoms are feeding into a loop that sprung, originally, from multiple factors.

I suspect the solution will have to be worked on at different fronts. For one thing, unfettered growth leads to pretty undesirable side effects, but we aren't all that good at putting a hard cap on human ambition.

I prefer the original take on this one as the punchline has a better pun to it

>A horse on a farm falls into some quick sand and is sinking. One of the baby chickens sees and hurries over to the farmers truck and backs it up to the edge of the quick sand. He uses the winch to pull the horse to safety > > >a few weeks later the baby chicken slips amd falls into the same quick sand. The baby chicken calls out to the horse to get the truck. The horse acting quickly, simply stands over the quicksand and squats down and the baby chicken is able to grab the horses penis and pull himself free. > > >which just goes to show, if you're hung like a horse you don't need a big truck to pick up chicks

“The Penis Study

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Nah. That's also a symptom. There's something else going on that I cannot claim to understand.

Those two things are analogous to a fever and an abscess.

The best!

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Attorney: Your honor, what would happen if I called you a fucking moron?

Judge: I’d hold you in contempt and throw your ass in jail.

Attorney: Can you hold me in contempt for just thinking it?

Judge: No, I can’t punish you for your thoughts.

Attorney: In that case your honor, I think you’re a fucking moron.

Buzzkill

I hear that

Underrated comment

That’s what you said

My wife proposed a new sex game, in which we would be assigned baseball positions to 'play.'

She was to be the catcher, and I was assigned the same position I played as a kid on a little league team: Left Out.

Nice… keeping it spicy!!!

Yeah, basically. Again, it's complicated, but our fast paced, vapid, endorphine pumping lives these days are probably what's feeding the ugly machine.

One of them is a doll.

I agree. But what do you consider oppression in that country?

Abortion or not having access for contraceptives?

Detective Igor and his partner both committed suicide by stabbing themselves 3 times and shooting themselves in the back of the head. The new detective on the case confirmed that it was definitely a suicide without any type of signs indicating foul play!

Congressman?

Nice! The police are sticking with this story because they don’t want to die by suicide too.

Four paw

Dad jokes for 200 Alex

If you aren't willing to part the red sea like Moses himself, you dont deserve her

I think I get where you're coming from. Youre completely right that there has been things before that were equally obscene, but what gets me it's that it topped the charts AND lacks any and all subtlety. It seemed that in the past things in that vein were at least camouflaged and could still arguably be called art. That's just utter dreck, and it's being lauded.

Utter dreck that would have been paid no attention in the past is now the most popular thing.

That song and others like it in and of themselves are not a problem, it's a symptom of other things which are actual problems.