he bruised lee

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BBC news, or bbc history?

That's japan not Iran

You’re thinking of Jamaica, mon.

So the kid was watching his mother have sex?

SovietWomble

This guy is walking along the beach, and happens upon an attractive young woman, lying on her beach towel, but having no arms or legs. She begs the man to stop, he does, and the pair begin to chat. The gal very quickly steers the conversation towards relationships, and admits that she has never been held by a man before. He, being the sensitive gentleman that he is, kneels down, and tenderly hugs the girl for a half minute. She thanks him, but quickly admits that she has never been kissed by a man. Once again, he obliges her graciously. She then immediately tells him, “I’ve never been fucked by a man before!” Gently, he scoops her up in his arms, and carries her to the edge of the water. With a grunt, he heaves her into the surf, and calls out: “There, NOW you’re fucked!”

Iranian boy here, not really. Just a bit cheaper and better insurance deals

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Nagh, no one kills themselves at 3am.

Did she break it to you by asking to see her after class?

Nah. Just end up digging a hole all the way through the Chinese propaganda botserver.

Young boy in the shower with his mommy asks, ‟Momma, what’s that hairy thing between your legs?”

‟it is my sponge”, she replies.

Kid says, ‟Yeah, the baby sitter has one too. I saw her washing daddy’s face with it last night.”

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Now it is not very good but IT STILL MANAGES TO GET A SHITTON OF UPVOTES!

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No, but at least we can move it to one week a month,now quit your bloody ragging, period

She published a book about It "The Daughter The King Did Note Want" she said she didn't wanted his money, only the presence... Afterall she was only recognized as his daughter beacuse the justice said so...

Yo mama so fat she thought saturn had onion rings

My wife traded hers for a Yamaha.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can't be topped!

Hahahaha, a priest having sex with a woman who's over 18. Two jokes in one.

god damn it cyanide

Still expensive.