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Reply to comment by Ill-Significance2145 in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
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Bubbly-Wolverine-206 t1_j26xr7u wrote
Reply to comment by joeatlantic91 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
No his father and the babysitter, silly lol
Badger411425 t1_j26xnac wrote
One's not confused about her gender, and the other one is an American???
Bubbly-Wolverine-206 t1_j26xmaw wrote
Reply to comment by SemenaristSatani in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
A priest having sex with a woman, a married woman, and a woman over 18. That makes 3 jokes haha
Munzo69 t1_j26xdsk wrote
Reply to comment by Yuu_Got_Job in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
One of my favourite Tom Waits lines from his song ‘Heartattack & Vine’ is
‘ I bet she’s still a virgin but it’s only twenty five to nine’.
Prior-Evening-95 t1_j26xaqz wrote
Reply to comment by Jpgamerguy90 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
No problem! I love this joke and I read it through thinking something seemed off. Took a second time before I caught what it was. Cheers!
the_automat t1_j26x36f wrote
Don’t be a stick in the mud
Jpgamerguy90 OP t1_j26wye8 wrote
Reply to comment by Prior-Evening-95 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
Yes thank you. Typing on a cell phone can be a hassle I missed it. Thanks
Prior-Evening-95 t1_j26wsis wrote
Reply to Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
>"I'm gonna tell mom," the boy said.
Shouldn't this be "I'm gonna tell dad"
cmilla646 t1_j26wq37 wrote
Reply to comment by mizinamo in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
What a high brow term for something that is practically not even a thing.
Is there a term for the indentation between the bicep and the shoulder muscles?
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slibetah t1_j26w8m2 wrote
A nice place to build a taco.
khrmfb28 t1_j26vu2b wrote
Take this filth to r/darkjokes, literally shaking right now
732dlrowthgiliwt t1_j26vqqt wrote
Reply to comment by joeatlantic91 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
That's what we used to do in the good ol' days
slinkylinky27 t1_j26vek6 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Competition_6989 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
The poophole loophole. Nice.
esinmuratt t1_j26vdio wrote
One is a terrorist, the other is a freedom fighter.
FoxyWolf1273 t1_j26uqka wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes to play wii fit
yall_stupeed t1_j26uq3z wrote
Fuck you cy...
Nail_Horror t1_j26uos8 wrote
We always called it the “Cock Groove”
NGEFan t1_j26um27 wrote
Court appointed
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Reply to What do you call a broken pencil? by Butterflies_Books
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Reply to comment by Sepehrbigman in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
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Luked0g44O t1_j26trui wrote
Let’s see, there are the U.S. Virgin Islands, the British Virgin Islands, but no Greek ones. Hmm…….
UV_Blue t1_j26tn9j wrote
Reply to comment by SmellsUnpopular in The boss was busy and did not want to be disturbed. by RibaldPancake
That's what you said she said
BeaSousa t1_j26ydna wrote
Reply to What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Wooof! Hahaha Damn