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Aeosin15 t1_j27f3v9 wrote
Reply to comment by KnightRho in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Or the part where one man builds a boat large enough to fit 2 of every animal.
Aeosin15 t1_j27f07g wrote
Reply to comment by KnightRho in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Or the part where people are living to be hundreds of years old with zilch for medicine.
boredinwisc t1_j27euwx wrote
Reply to leather quality ratings by Healthy_Ladder_6198
That's good. Well met.
Aeosin15 t1_j27eqai wrote
Reply to comment by Lopsided_Sailor in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
The rustiest, most jagged fucking spoon that can be had. Don't cut it off. TEAR it off.
QuickestOutshine t1_j27cj4g wrote
And that’s how Easter began.
Immortal-one t1_j27chrp wrote
Reply to comment by Lazaruzo in The average American adult has sex 54 times a year. by Freudian-Sips
No. Apparently everything about me is below average
Mobile_Zebra3897 t1_j27ce67 wrote
Reply to comment by FrietjesFC in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
Knees. Lol
GenesisWorlds OP t1_j27ccbr wrote
Reply to comment by FamouslyDebase in Progress is the opposite of Congress. by GenesisWorlds
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of province?
Healthy_Ladder_6198 t1_j27cbg6 wrote
Ouch... But I still giggled. Thanks
Immortal-one t1_j27c71f wrote
Reply to comment by joeatlantic91 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
I think the kid is the priest’s fluffer
TheCheeseOnFire t1_j27bowj wrote
Reply to comment by busiedyak in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
threw herself at the ground and missed
[deleted] t1_j27bowd wrote
She pitched a new idea. You caught it.No short stops to think about it. Center field thinking. Covered all the bases. Nothing left out. Right?
unsiker t1_j27borm wrote
I thought he forgave us for that...
was not that the whole point?
somedayreseal94 t1_j27bo9y wrote
Reply to What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? by Animeking1108
I barely paid attention in chemistry, how the fuck did i get this joke.
randomguyperson132 t1_j27bl6s wrote
Reply to comment by Mcletters in What do you call a broken pencil? by Butterflies_Books
Thanks man
Emergency_Ad_4870 t1_j27bju0 wrote
Reply to What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? by Animeking1108
Shlizenglaben!!!
hazilyJilt t1_j27b3f8 wrote
Pope: ‟Well, we nailed him to a tree for suggesting how great it’d be if we were all a little bit nicer to each other for a change.”
craigryanhollis t1_j27b00d wrote
Reply to What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? by Animeking1108
Avogadro is twerking in his grave right now
zilianic t1_j27afe5 wrote
Reply to What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? by Animeking1108
What do you call a pig with four eyes? A weak sighted politician
Heavy-Average826 t1_j27a1ya wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they dropped her on Neptune with a giant blanket
Exciting_P_Excellent t1_j27a16t wrote
Reply to Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
It.doesnt.make.sense.at.all...pretty.sure.dude.doesn't.play.sports
Left-nor-Right t1_j279t1s wrote
Reply to What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? by Animeking1108
Wurst joke ever
CommercialAd8439 t1_j278fvh wrote
In fortunately she wants you to be the front man
Heavy-Average826 t1_j278cgx wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat Dora the Explorer couldn’t even explore her
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j27h6u1 wrote
Reply to Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
I'm pretty sure I heard a lot of singing.
Hmm.