Recent comments in /f/Jokes
ImportedBavarian t1_j27uyfi wrote
Reply to Another Russian Suicide by Appropriate_Oil3229
Despite all of his disdain for Britain, Putin was clearly inspired by Fawlty Towers.
"Don't mention the war".
Apprehensive-Pipe-66 t1_j27utfz wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
And...Who cares about what Leviticus says?
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j27uljr wrote
Answer:
Iran. So far away.
We're closer
Dracorium777 t1_j27sfai wrote
Reply to comment by bag_o_fetuses in My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. by davva2004
Wow thats a shitty situation
CrashCalamity t1_j27rfkq wrote
Reply to comment by unsiker in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
I mean, he was a really nice guy
[deleted] t1_j27r68y wrote
Reply to comment by peb396 in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
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JayFSB t1_j27qlhn wrote
Reply to comment by 24-Carat-AH in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I presume mass shooters are perfectly willing to settle for a change of venue
bannedSnoo t1_j27q39m wrote
Reply to comment by joeatlantic91 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
Given the guy was a priest. "better them than me."
poops-n-farts t1_j27plfa wrote
Reply to comment by bag_o_fetuses in My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. by davva2004
Not if you're drunk
Sbjay691 t1_j27ouz1 wrote
A brilliant attorney. Top of his class in law school
MikeLinPA t1_j27okst wrote
Trump's lawyer
MikeLinPA t1_j27od6t wrote
I can dig it!
[deleted] t1_j27kgjz wrote
The Grand Cans-yon
Imaginary-Air27 t1_j27kclf wrote
Reply to comment by PippiTheCuriousDog in Can we please ban jokes about the menstrual cycle? by [deleted]
Its got me seeing red
59tigger t1_j27k714 wrote
The Abyss
gdan95 t1_j27k18v wrote
Happy cake day
selfsustainingturtle t1_j27irpr wrote
Reply to comment by boredinwisc in leather quality ratings by Healthy_Ladder_6198
Did you purposely hide the "well meat" joke in your reply so that others can reply to it leather on? Cuz it worked for me
doctorsilvana t1_j27ifvj wrote
Reply to comment by mojamax in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Yet remember that the companies refuse to pay for cancer patients treatment because their medicine is too expensive and considered a luxury item. And this is due to the oppressing regime not accepting the import of those drugs from Europe or US.
Financial_Comfort633 t1_j27id0h wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama is so fat that the only way to get her out the house in the morning is to butter her hips and throw a Twinkie in the street!
Ill-Significance2145 t1_j27id04 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
Wow, retort of the century folks
doctorsilvana t1_j27i0t5 wrote
Reply to comment by IcyFaithlessness3259 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Mass killing of Iranian children, no access to real medical treatments for many citizens, no access to contraceptives and abortion, being banned from studying many subjects in University because you're a girl and they are male-subjects, Forced Economy to keep people poor and destroy the worth of the currency while the oppressors spends millions of dollars buying real estate and university tuition in US, ...
I could really go on, but oppression is still oppression and shouldn't be hidden under Laws or Forced cultures. Iranians have their own culture not this one forced to them by the muslim kings and oppressors.
Slick_1980 t1_j27honx wrote
Reply to comment by FrietjesFC in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
Nice!
Mobile-Importance-74 t1_j27hnw2 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. by davva2004
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Slick_1980 t1_j27hn2p wrote
Uncanny valley.
KTM890AdventureR t1_j27uyvr wrote
Reply to comment by Thenno in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
That's why they're still virgins