Just killed the joke. You're supposed to leave the audience hanging.

I can't be entirely sure since I just write the jokes, not interpret them, but I think your first and third thoughts are correct.

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Yo Mama so fat, she even breathes heavy.

i like this better.

Take away

Tree?

When I was a kid I thought that Jesus really was everywhere because sitting in the back seat of my Dad's car and every few minutes my Dad would shout Jesus Christ don't do that or Jesus Christ ya flippen eejit lol

Extra large sized box*

Happy cake day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presa_Canario

It's named after a dog, not a bird. Island of the dogs.

Like the latin for dog is canis and we have canine, and other languages similarly so...

You’re lucky you didn’t miss the period

My first thought was that she was fired because she made the wife think he always had women coming into his office,

Then, I thought, no, it was simply because she showed a lack of judgement in not knowing that his wife WAS an exception.

Then I thought, nah, my first idea was right.

Now I don't know which it is, LOL!

Not much of one

I stayed up till 2 am thinking of this one.

" My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position. I replied: together?"

😂

Cowrinthian

Andrew Tate is also in. In police custody

Jesus just cutting toxic people out of his life

An attempt was made

You got me! Haha

Nor Ants in Antarctica

It comes in a regular size box, but it’s a tiny little thing.

They are already writing Trump jokes