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JamesLeBond OP t1_j28vc8j wrote
Reply to comment by QueasyGnome in What did Hitler say before his men got into their tanks? by JamesLeBond
Today I learnt a new word. Esoteric.
It's an anti-joke, don't waste too much time trying to figure it out!
Complex_Protection97 t1_j28vc2q wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat when she went to space, there was no longer space.
edgeworth08 OP t1_j28uw3k wrote
Reply to comment by synapsing_at_random in If people say like a glove when spmething fits well by edgeworth08
Spmething tells me I shouldn't post in the middle of the night when I wake up to let my dogs out
Translationerr0r t1_j28urbz wrote
Reply to comment by Ill-Significance2145 in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
Your honor, we have no objections.
Smoking_Smalbil t1_j28uojc wrote
Reply to comment by gunny84 in Hands down, Pele was the greatest football player of all time. by error521
Maradonna was the hand of God 🙃
gunny84 t1_j28ukta wrote
Reply to comment by Smoking_Smalbil in Hands down, Pele was the greatest football player of all time. by error521
This would be a failure of FIFA and VAR
davesy69 t1_j28ufuy wrote
Reply to comment by myfirstacctwasbanned in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Who ate his chocolates?
oblivia17 t1_j28uebg wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Who is this guy, and why is every sub on Reddit suddenly bombarding me with his name?
ChocolateCavatappi t1_j28u3mf wrote
Reply to comment by mindyourtongueboi in Andrew Tate's dick is so small... by mindyourtongueboi
You're in some type of 2 minutes hate psychosis
MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j28u379 wrote
Reply to comment by andywalker76 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Killed? They straight up fucking crucified it
Lonke t1_j28tvgz wrote
Reply to comment by KnightRho in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Imagine the price of wine if the word about this got out!
Yogurtvalue5735 t1_j28trkn wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
let's see his dick and confirm this once and for all
amcarls t1_j28tki9 wrote
Reply to comment by SidewaysBegin386 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Well, that's why it is still the Virgin Islands.
dankskunk69 t1_j28tkbm wrote
Well he probably said it in German tho
Yogurtvalue5735 t1_j28tf2z wrote
Reply to comment by mindyourtongueboi in Andrew Tate's dick is so small... by mindyourtongueboi
he got released
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Reply to comment by United-Peanut3993 in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
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QueasyGnome t1_j28t1ja wrote
Too esoteric. Can't figure out what it means.
boganiser t1_j28sjwk wrote
Reply to an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
I am used to a horse and a mouse. And if you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche.
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TAway69420666 t1_j28s9la wrote
Reply to comment by sevakmaheshr in If people say like a glove when spmething fits well by edgeworth08
Rip
Quiet-Pirate-4586 t1_j28s97r wrote
The islands got their name from some sort of dog that lived there during Roman times. No joke 🤣
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_j28s56p wrote
"That's what she said!" Michael Scott
Lonke t1_j28ry8u wrote
Reply to comment by Lopsided_Sailor in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Best joke in this entire thread.
IllegibleLetters t1_j28rm3f wrote
Reply to comment by FullMeltxTractions in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
That's where I thought it was going
CarmenDare1972 t1_j28ve0w wrote
Reply to Alcohol Advice. by Buddy2269
I only drink on days that end in Y