Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat t1_j29reb9 wrote
This isn’t even a joke. This is just an insult. People are getting pathetic
[deleted] t1_j29r3id wrote
Reply to Andrew Tate's dick is so small... by mindyourtongueboi
Karma suicide: small d jokes are as bad as smelly dragon cave jokes. *leaves Reddit covered in tears
fatpad00 t1_j29qvdy wrote
Reply to comment by MikeLinPA in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
I like to tell this joke, its best in person:
If the rocker doesn't shock her, then spock her.
If that's still not enough...
THE MINIVAN
(hold up a fist and 2 fingers on the other hand)
2 in the front, 5 in the back
MtPollux t1_j29quzj wrote
Reply to The next election may require by YZXFILE
This isn't funny. It may be true.
[deleted] OP t1_j29qlpl wrote
Reply to comment by IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE in What did Andrew Tate's fan do after his arrest? by [deleted]
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732dlrowthgiliwt t1_j29q9n6 wrote
Reply to comment by gabbiiiiii in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
Yessir
somethingsonic t1_j29q91m wrote
Tank you for your service.
CuntOfficial t1_j29pujv wrote
Reply to I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. by rweb82
Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage are working on a film for mathematicians called City of Angles
slightlyassholic t1_j29pmur wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Oh they are missing one hell of an opportunity if they don't do something like that.
HistorianHorror3907 t1_j29pjkg wrote
Reply to comment by Senior-Way-8323 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
You right. yes im iranian where are you?
DK2037 t1_j29p8sx wrote
Reply to comment by IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE in What did Andrew Tate's fan do after his arrest? by [deleted]
It’s not a joke. It’s fucking blabbering idiocy.
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IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE t1_j29p08d wrote
Andrew Tate is a piece of shit but this is just a poorly constructed joke.
ndavids1 t1_j29ow4o wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
This is my new favorite saying
TheWorstEvieEver t1_j29opht wrote
Reply to comment by DudeManBroGuy42069 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
If I had an award, I would give it to you
Neinball98411 t1_j29oh2l wrote
The aliens: Oh look is that Dave? This Pope guy must be important if he's standing next to Dave.
Gincairn t1_j29oemg wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Did you make the same mistake I did? I spent an hour fucking her armpit!
nooutdeed t1_j29oade wrote
tree fiddy no more.
SteveisNoob t1_j29o9vt wrote
Reply to comment by DeppresiveOG in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
I love democracy for sure
adamempathy t1_j29o318 wrote
Reply to comment by Dunners181 in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
And they still outsmarted your orange tinted messiah and beat him 😆
techy098 t1_j29o0sv wrote
Reply to comment by unsiker in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
He forgave us but who know he may have also forsaken us...
But for sure, if I has JC, I would not fucking deal with piece of shite called humans who want to worship me but say anything they don't like and they fucking nail me to the pole.....fucking assholes, I am going to skip your town and take a round about always...
[deleted] t1_j29nhu6 wrote
Reply to Andrew Tate's dick is so small... by mindyourtongueboi
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Last_Object9382 t1_j29nd7e wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo wth
Villain_Deku__ t1_j29nctj wrote
Reply to comment by ChocolateCavatappi in Andrew Tate's dick is so small... by mindyourtongueboi
No, trashing the guy is just fucking hilarious
befouledXxy t1_j29ri7z wrote
Reply to According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
Jesus died for your sins!!! So you make sure you sin, otherwise Jesus died for nothing..