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slobbyrobb t1_j29ub0v wrote
Reply to comment by Finiasi in According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
Was this the old testament?
Aliagil t1_j29uak6 wrote
Reply to comment by SpellDostoyevsky in My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. by davva2004
Ur lucky if u put period right at all
quotidian_nightmare t1_j29twk0 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
>Making fun of him, talking about he should be banned, just makes more and more people curious about him.
I'm genuinely curious: when people say this, do they really think it will convince others not to talk about him?
It's the Internet, dude. Don't like hearing about Andrew Taint? Wait five minutes. I'm sure Donald Trump or Elon Musk will do/say something hideous to steal back the limelight soon enough.
Mobile-Importance-74 t1_j29tl4i wrote
Prison guard to Inmate: Good. Now use it in a sentence. Inmate: Hey Andrew, how my dictate?
ziksy9 t1_j29tjrl wrote
Reply to comment by neeto_mosqueeto in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
It's all beef.
PancakesandV8s t1_j29tj1t wrote
Reply to Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
Still a classic...
PancakesandV8s t1_j29tglj wrote
Reply to comment by OverallManagement824 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
no, the message is: God will forgive them if they truly repent.
Repenting includes: knowing you fucked up, admitting to yourself you fucked up and that you shouldn't have fucked up.
It isn't a like a Presidential Pardon for your soul just because.
however, most Christians don't get that deep into bible study anyway, so you have an excellent point.
dohrk t1_j29tenf wrote
Reply to comment by Finiasi in According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
So you can read. That is in the title.
ReleaseMysterious981 t1_j29t8rf wrote
Reply to comment by sexysuitsamus666 in How did Jada Smith get famous ? by Magic_archer_1
Idk why you're getting downvoted, as far as I know, you're right
PancakesandV8s t1_j29t49s wrote
Reply to comment by SnooLemons1528 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
...and not buggering him!
1TenDesigns t1_j29t3rv wrote
Reply to comment by LonelyDinner in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
How does hanging from your hands cause you to asphyxiate?
Honest question btw. I've done lots of chin ups etc, don't recall breathing being difficult?
Finiasi t1_j29t365 wrote
Reply to According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
Thats the old testament my dude
Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j29sw2p wrote
Reply to comment by Stalwartstuffing319 in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Now that's dark
Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j29st8d wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat she's listening to rolling down the hill (running up the hill by Kate Bush)
AvailableAd9498 t1_j29sp6o wrote
Nah, when it doesn’t fit that’s called a “Cochran”
[deleted] t1_j29sk00 wrote
Reply to comment by raysean7 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
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ISoToxic_ t1_j29sikx wrote
Reply to comment by MikeLinPA in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
funniest redditor
meniallyactivate33 t1_j29seix wrote
Reply to According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
‟Woah man! Hey! Do you’ve... protection?”
‟Oh yeah almost forgot. Alright here, get this joint blazin”
‟Whew... That was close man. Did not want to go about risking eternal damnation and all”
Buckabuckaw t1_j29sd5d wrote
Reply to I've written a very short poem about myself. by KeckyOK
At least it rhymes.
fkin_weirdo_ t1_j29saad wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Interesting, who is your favourite character?
McHotsauceGhandi t1_j29s8zj wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
It's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.
YZXFILE OP t1_j29s306 wrote
Reply to comment by MtPollux in The next election may require by YZXFILE
You can always lend a hand.
SadMST t1_j29s0pz wrote
I'll give you tree fiddy likes
Ganakus t1_j29rkjq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Nice pearl clutching..
Unless it's a known fact he has a small penis it's more of a childish joke (uhh see the sub name) than body shaming.
Ironically I think Andrew Tate would probably say the term body shaming is some beta snowflake mindset so not sure he'd even want this "looking for offence" response in his defence
DayOdd8171 t1_j29uf0b wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I thought they already had a good out there commemorating him. It's called a Tater Tot.