The blue haired lonely fat women who make these posts are the same ones who come crying when anyone says anything about a women's weight...

Double standards at its finest.

Agreed

Yeah, body shaming people of low intelligence is fucking hilarious

I mean, would you?

Mid

The plunger effect

Yo mama so far she pulls everything towards her.

A Husband and Wife want to get it on one afternoon, but their 7 year old son is home. To get around this issue the Dad tells his son to go out on the balcony of the apartment and yell at them what he sees. The son goes out on the balcony and Mom and Dad race into the bedroom to start getting it on.

The son starts yelling at them:

"Mrs.Johnson is walking her dog!" He yells.

"That's Great!" replies the Father, while he pounds his wife on the bed. "What else do you see?"

"The Smiths are unloading their groceries!" He exclaims.

"That's great son!" The Father answers, trying to hurry before his son gets bored and comes back inside. "What else is happening?"

"Well," says the boy "The Lees are having sex!"

The Father and Mother both stop right in the middle of the act, staring at each other in confusion.

"How do you know that Son?" Asks the Father.

"Their kid is out on the balcony!" The boy answers.

When I was a kid the whole neighborhood thought my name was "Jesus Christ".

I’m pretty sure my wish that people will stop talking about him won’t happen, it’s just wishful thinking. But yeah you’re right you just reminded of the glory days of 2016-2020 when every single day the news made me wanna crawl into the earth in depression.

You look to be closer than you think... 🤭🤣

It is when they're a fucking idiot

Yeah, body shaming is fucking hilarious.

Huh? I'm not offended nor defending anyone.

Stop wining around you inbread baby

Jerry's can add small potatoes to the pizza topping and call it Tater in a box.

Dude have you got a AAA size dick? Why are you so offended by this? Do you think he's going to read this and feel shame? Or he's going to get us all except for you because you defended him?

But have you heard about the seamstress with bent needles? She can't mend straight

Sure, but you could stop when you were tired. Now figure that you can't let go, you can't grip with your hands, your arm muscles aren't taking weight in any kind of helpful manner, but you're being forced to stay in that pose in a dead hang all day (and all tomorrow if that's what it takes).

Yo mama so fat she’s the reason the earth is round

Yo mama so fat she leaves a ring on the outside of the tub

Guys there is no God because u/OverallManagement824 said so!!

Nope, it's God.

Her dress size is "ah hell no!"

You guys are just killing me