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Totally get it man, enjoy the weekend!

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Heh

So your still new here?

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You're right. Sometimes I forget which sub I'm in. Especially when I'm bouncing from one to the next.

Is that u?

This is r/jokes and you just got really serious like it’s r/Christianity

What do you call call someone with an IQ of 60 that is cheap to spell full words? American.

You mean women cheat all the time, just like men do. It’s not like religion makes people more or less likely to cheat. But I get your follow up that religious people will take high ground on based in empty words. Non-repeople will to of course, but at least their self-superiority and self-righteousness is upfront and not hiding behind a deity.

BOT voting.

I find this joke quite satisfying

I asked my priest once if they stoned both men and he said, "No, just the one on top". I asked, "Why didn't they stone the other man"? He said, "Because he was a priest".

very impressive.. let’s see paul allen’s penis.

She’s got her own area code

I know right! How dare they get annoyed at someone arrested for human trafficking!!!!!!!!!

Done. This epic joke shall now be preserved in history.

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck look like a package of hot dogs

I am retelling an old joke, but it is one I have not heard in a while. If you know a better version, please post it.

Chandler and Monica. Not necessarily as a couple but as characters who go through hell.without ending up.as cliches ahem Rachel ahem

With any luck you’ll repost it there so the “punchline” doesn’t get deleted….

Those cheeks.

Sure, if that's how you want to rationalize it.

38 years later and I'm still pissed off about that.... I've got to get a life.