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aecrone t1_j2aafmu wrote

Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64

To mamma so fat:

The horse on her polo shirt is REAL.

Her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

When she wears high heels and walks, she strikes oil

When she leaves the house wearing a red dress, kids come screaming 'Hey, KoolAid'

Elevators say ' Capacity 8 people, or YO MAMA'

When she tries to get out of bed in the morning, she ends up rocking herself back to sleep.

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jak2891 t1_j2aadnp wrote

Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused a tsunami in Asia and a drought in Africa

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SchwarzeHaufen OP t1_j2a9b5l wrote

Reply to comment by tdloader in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen

As the other gentleman pointed out, they are all the same place. The reason this is funny though, is that it is perfectly plausible. 1918, Lemberg became Lviv, then it became Lwow after the Poles firmly took it from the Ukranians a few years later, then it became Lvov/Lviv and part of the Ukrainian S.S.R. when the Soviet Union took half of Poland in 1939, and then it became part of the German Reich after Operation Barbarossa, and then it finally went back to the Soviet Union in 1945.

A man could be born in Austria-Hungary, start school in the West Ukrainian People's Republic, graduate in the First Polish Republic, get married in the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic, have a child in the German Reich, and die in the Soviet Union all without ever leaving his hometown... And statistically, quite a few likely did.

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crestwood055 t1_j2a8dz6 wrote

Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64

YO MAMMA SO FAT : WHEN SHE WALKS HER LEGS RUB TOGETHER AND CHAFE. THEN THEY HEAT UP AND SMOKE UNTIL IT SMELLS LIKE A FOOD TRUCK RUNNING HIGH.

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ShaqLab t1_j2a71hp wrote

Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64

Yo mama be so fat, my 14” johnson couldn’t reach her pink part‼️ Her fingers be so fat, they couldn’t get around it. Her toothless mouth was OK until she turned and her bowling ball sized boob knocked me in to the next county.

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