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heartsandmirrors t1_j2afzgm wrote
Reply to Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
This is how I found out he died. Lol
Due_Restaurant_8045 t1_j2afspo wrote
Reply to Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
A politician and a prostitute are on a date. The prostitute says “hi my name is Jenny and I’m a virgin” the politician says “hi my name is Paul and I’m honest”
gwaydms t1_j2afqt9 wrote
Reply to comment by jimboiow in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
>This is gold.
Yorkshire Gold?
Maleficent_Grade_391 t1_j2afjtg wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Who?
Hoodzieboy t1_j2afbln wrote
Reply to comment by davesy69 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Lmfaoooo
SchwarzeHaufen OP t1_j2af2cw wrote
Reply to comment by Snoo_90160 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
True. I was more thinking about it from the point of view of absolute numbers. In 1900 the city had a population of 159.877 (this is the closest census we have), meaning that if only 0,1% there made it to 1945, you would have a hundred and sixty who never left. This is assuming that the population remained relatively similar through the Great War.
lifesoidot t1_j2advds wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I agree. I hadn’t heard of him before now. I just refer to him as AT (which immediately translates in my head to Aqua Turd).
techmakerdb t1_j2adlcr wrote
Reply to comment by 732dlrowthgiliwt in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
I don’t know how to feel abt this comment
FiveFreakingKids t1_j2ad6nn wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo mama so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
Brycklayer t1_j2ad3xi wrote
Reply to comment by SchwarzeHaufen in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Basically it went:
Where were you born?
St. Petersburg
Where did you go to school?
Petrograd
Where were you married?
Leningrad
Where do you wish to live?
St. Petersburg
IIIaustin t1_j2acw7e wrote
Reply to comment by DudeManBroGuy42069 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
And a nazi
Malalang t1_j2ackyh wrote
Pretty easy
sk8k1d t1_j2ac967 wrote
Reply to comment by Lem0n_Lem0n in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
🤣same!
Professional-Pay-888 t1_j2ac7xh wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Wait chucks an asshole?
Fuuuuck
Snoo_90160 t1_j2ac532 wrote
Reply to comment by SchwarzeHaufen in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Tbf most of the population unfortunately did not last that long, they were Poles and were deported to Poland after 1945. And local Poles rebelled against Ukrainians not after few years but one day: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lemberg_(1918)
molittrell t1_j2abyq8 wrote
Reply to comment by ApricotNo2918 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
My brother's name was Dammit!
molittrell t1_j2abtzw wrote
Reply to comment by enneh_07 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Stop trying to get a rise out of them.
funkyonion t1_j2abs0v wrote
Reply to comment by OverallManagement824 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
It sure is dark in here.
Kaethy77 t1_j2abd6s wrote
Reply to comment by oblivia17 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
He got arrested after making a home video in which he trolled Greta Thunberg, the climate activist. He said bring me the pizza and don't recycle the box. He posted this video on Twitter while in hiding in Romania from his sex trafficking charges. The people responsible for finding him watched that video and probably found him from the pizza box identification. He was arrested the next day. Greta posted on Twitter, "this is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza box" He didn't have to interact with Greta at all, he started the exchange and he kept it going. So, Greta for the win.
SignusX1 t1_j2ab99w wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
The tiny weiner, with only one olive.
lifesoidot t1_j2ab4h8 wrote
Reply to comment by Fominroman2 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
To be fair, I think the AT should be the one that comes burnt.
OverallManagement824 t1_j2ab4dc wrote
Reply to comment by funkyonion in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
Well, since this is a joke sub -
Exactly how often have you put your ear up to a butthole?
jak2891 t1_j2aaw9a wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo momma so fat she put the Buffett out of business
funkyonion t1_j2aasll wrote
Reply to comment by OverallManagement824 in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
You sound like an asshole.
GrumpyOldLadyTech t1_j2aglqs wrote
Reply to comment by Professional-Pay-888 in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
It's not the first time it's come up on Reddit, but thankfully Reddit doesn't forget things. And not just Reddit, either. It's like every time he starts to slide into irrelevance, he says something homophobic, sexist, or otherwise scientifically inaccurate (like the Earth only being 3,000 years old or something) to get attention.