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Terrible_Carrot_1967 t1_j2amlts wrote
Reply to comment by IIIaustin in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Nazi seems to have lost all its meaning
[deleted] t1_j2amk0x wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
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PhraeaXes t1_j2am0by wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
I think Texans might allow "Chicken choked steak" as well.
sebblMUC t1_j2alxa1 wrote
Reply to comment by tdloader in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
This is basic school stuff. We had it three or four times in high school lol
synapsing_at_random t1_j2alqqe wrote
Reply to comment by edgeworth08 in If people say like a glove when spmething fits well by edgeworth08
Its all good and quite funny.
Vargoroth t1_j2al74n wrote
Reply to comment by axe1970 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Get out. And take my upvote with you.
[deleted] t1_j2akdxz wrote
Reply to comment by dohrk in According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
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dust_of_cheetos t1_j2akbl4 wrote
Reply to comment by DudeManBroGuy42069 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
How does it feel to have won the comment section?
chichovladigero t1_j2ajxxf wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
Beef Jerky
Dramatic-Shallot-960 t1_j2ajubm wrote
Reply to comment by SchwarzeHaufen in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Please update to died in Lviv, Ukraine. Unless they died over 31 years ago.
potatocake00 t1_j2aja5t wrote
Reply to comment by Ministryofgoats in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
I don’t get it
fkin_weirdo_ t1_j2aj7cf wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Lmao ,good choice though ... Beware of dinosaurs in ur dream uk ...
rfj t1_j2aj3zn wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
The version I've heard is a man born in St. Petersburg, got his degree in Leningrad, and now lives in Petrograd. Then when asked where he'd like to live, he answers "St. Petersburg".
That version has the "and where would you like to live" punchline, but this version has the nice "multiple countries" feature. So I guess there's advantages for both?
pisitwatjanarat t1_j2aj3eg wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
Would‘ve also accepted ‟Beef Strokin-Off”.
10 points to Gryffindor.
Maximum-Section-4 t1_j2aizb0 wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I thought with Andrew Tate you ordered a large meat lovers pizza but got a large pizza box with a large cow patty (cow poop) inside.
checco314 t1_j2aipds wrote
Reply to leather quality ratings by Healthy_Ladder_6198
I read this joke out loud and my wife is groaning and my children are cackling and it is pure joy up in here. Thank you.
valwongmy t1_j2aignf wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
A feminist convention.
usinjin t1_j2aigcn wrote
Reply to comment by Fominroman2 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
The Greta comes doused in Butthole Destroyer sauce.
looneyben t1_j2aiat6 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Also funny that those on Epstein’s client list from Maxwells recent court appearance don’t have this publicly
Professional-Pay-888 t1_j2ai8m0 wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Okay hes an asshole. Thanks for pointing it out. I cant listen to the first video right now but i have enough now
Ministryofgoats t1_j2ai7oi wrote
Jesus Christ had a middle name but no-one knows what it was. They only know it began with H.
badpuffthaikitty t1_j2ahmy6 wrote
Reply to comment by SchwarzeHaufen in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
A few kilometres away from my town is a city named Kitchener. It was named New Berlin until WWI when it was renamed. Just outside it’s city limits is a village called Breslau. That name didn’t change after WWII.
aintmyasphalt t1_j2ahjju wrote
Reply to comment by oblivia17 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Don't say that you are tired of seeing his name or you will get accused of defending him.
wizardofoddz t1_j2agolu wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I was in Ukraine and as a great Joseph Conrad fame was surprised to be told in Zhitomir that this was his hometown. "But," I said, "he's Polish." "This was Poland," they told me.
drawnred t1_j2amnmy wrote
Reply to comment by Kaethy77 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Romanian police said the pizza box is just a rumor and it had nothing to do with his arrest or determining his location
E: I have been informed thats bs, from a bs source