Is that a Hitchhiker’s reference?

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If anyone here has a small penis, speak up and I will apologize on OP's behalf.

Or political science

I thought it would be extra extra spicy, so his ring can get used to stinging

oh... its 480

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Well he was arrested the next morning, right? Sounds like a likely scenario.

r/angryupvote

The exploding car was a separate “suicide” no doubt. It

What is the procedure with re-posts? Down voted, up voted? Just curious for future reference.

Throw me a bone, skeleton in the closet!

A CIA agent is sent on an undercover spy mission to Moscow under Soviet rule.

He visits a grocery store and notes in his diary, "There is no food."

He then visits a clothing store and notes in his diary, "There are no shoes."

As he's leaving the store a KGB agent stops him outside. The KGB agent says, "You know just a few years ago we would have shot you for this kind of activity."

The CIA agent notes in his diary, "There are no bullets."

Well, if you must know, I'd say it's was lying religious nutters and the many religions that justify it.

I don't get it. Looking for a punchline.

Moosterbating

Who hurt you? LMAO

They should honor her with a salad called Feta Thuneburg

Just because you're not holding a grudge doesn't mean you're gonna be eager to come back for seconds.

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Yeah I know lol

At that point, they needed to be pretty old. It stopped being Lemberg in 1918, and was Lviv, UdSSR until 1991.

Though i guess 73 minimum is not that old, come to think of it.

Read this while I was backing out and had to go back in to upvote 😄

I was trying to make a cheeky reference to Matthew 27:24…

[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

Prefer they call it the Tater Tot but don't know if Romanians would get the joke.