You’re a strange person

Spouse’s dad is from Lviv; he would have loved this joke.

I remember going through my own dad’s things and came across some of his mother’s stuff. There was an old property deed that was written in German with an Austrian seal but for somewhere in Ukraine.

They are trying to do a coverup cause they went to Epstein island

A few nails and a cross

I thought the punchline would be about Maradona.

Ya tell me when someone can explain this lol

About 35 years ago I was in a cab and started talking to the driver. He told me a story about how he and his wife were born in the same house a couple of years apart. It was a different country by the time she was born. Austria or Czechoslovakia, can’t remember. His parents sold the house to her (future) parents and then moved to Brooklyn. Wife was born, then her family some years later also moved to Brooklyn, where the man met his future wife for the first time.

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Can't see it happening.

It would likely be a doughless top of a pizza with those foolish enough to buy one quickly realizing it sucks

Boy oh boy. You guys are giving this guy more and more free ads.

You have a hard on for this dude. He knows it. The more people hear and know his name the more money he will make. Plain and simple

You’d do better to forget about his ass

Well I guess it's later on, so I guess what other can I do tan reply.

Kaufman-esque

Thanks

Just call me Data.

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Yeah can you imagine. 331+ million US citizens of which 258 are adults and over 60% of eligible voters voted. So guessing about half of adults (not all adults are eligible voters) that would be 130 million votes, With BOT voting the number would be 130 triliion! It would take a decade to count them not counting late BOT votes from Russia.

r/ihadastroke

i swear this was posted here like last week

r/woosh me if you will, but does there being 100 of them have any relevance to the punch line?

That’s just funny I don’t care what you say

Just outside New Hamburg is Punkeydoodles Corners. Yes, that is a real place. It is a nice drive visiting Paris, Washington, and London all within an afternoon.

It's covered in foreign chicken.

I don't get it