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TheDefected t1_j2bjk3y wrote
Reply to what is an English teachers favorite cereal? by athwolf
Shakesperio's?
Coinsworthy t1_j2bjf2s wrote
Reply to comment by bt1701 in What do you call an American Italian living in Latvia? by TheCurtainBandit
What do you call an italian without hands? Silent Roberto.
Waitsfornoone t1_j2bjb7h wrote
Reply to comment by MatthewM69420 in What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
No relevance.
utter_fade t1_j2biw8s wrote
Reply to comment by Dramatic-Shallot-960 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
That’s right. When it was part of the soviet union, it was called Lvov.
Ewetootwo t1_j2bigw0 wrote
Reply to comment by tdloader in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Did you feel Lvived out?
Inked-Sailor t1_j2bi4z5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Part of thier ideology suppresses women.
MemeGraveYard666 t1_j2bhq7v wrote
Reply to comment by Kittycat4779 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
could you actually even remotely imagine this happening with a female person of interest but instead relating it to weight? this sub has fallen pretty heavy bias to double standards and you cant convince me that calling a dudes penis small isn’t body shaming. you are directly implying that its a bad characteristic by making it the butt of a joke. sugar coat it all you want but this is the reason double standards exist. also, bring in the downvotes, because i wont let up on this opinion
PatientSpiritual556 t1_j2bhhh6 wrote
Reply to comment by DudeManBroGuy42069 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Good joke never heard someone make a bald joke about him.
cgarrett83 t1_j2bhgf0 wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbly_Toe_8840 in How did Jada Smith get famous ? by Magic_archer_1
He meant sheared woman
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j2bh9a4 wrote
Reply to comment by PancakesandV8s in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
That we know of
MikeLinPA t1_j2bh0y9 wrote
Reply to comment by fatpad00 in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
Remember, turnabout's fair play! You gotta take what you give. (Ouch...)
Who-shat t1_j2bghqz wrote
Reply to comment by dickydav in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
That is so childish, take my upvotes
AngrySquid14 t1_j2bge4g wrote
I think there’s an smbc comic that’s similar to this
Waitsfornoone t1_j2bfyg0 wrote
Reply to comment by SargentSnorkel in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Great story.
biowrath156 t1_j2bfuf9 wrote
Reply to comment by 7_overpowered_clox in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
If they ever did a sequel to Get Smart, this would 100% be part of it
PalikaPalika t1_j2bfryn wrote
Reply to What is the difference between a duck? by droog_uk
In the eighties we would have a similar though blunter absurd joke:
What's the difference between a rabbit?
Behind a tree! .
. . One that only works in Duth:
Wat is het verschil tussen een toren?
Deste hoger deste bimbam.
What's the difference between a bell tower? The higher, the more bim bam
thicklyDeterge t1_j2bfla2 wrote
They wear spaghetti straps, bowties, and show their elbows.
7_overpowered_clox t1_j2bf6xa wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
This could totally happen in a comedy movie
Visible-Concern3286 t1_j2bf4l4 wrote
You’re actually not into gay sex
bt1701 t1_j2beyvn wrote
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto
No_Elderberry862 t1_j2bekk7 wrote
Reply to What is the difference between a duck? by droog_uk
Robin?
october27fest t1_j2be9n0 wrote
Seriously though...
Pasta Puttanesca，a common dish，translates to ‟Whore's Pasta”
slothfullyserene t1_j2be40y wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
That’s rood.
Tall-Kale-3459 t1_j2bdxe4 wrote
Reply to What is the difference between a duck? by droog_uk
His only leg is just as long..?
athwolf OP t1_j2bjm1q wrote
Reply to comment by TheDefected in what is an English teachers favorite cereal? by athwolf
I like that too