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vartha t1_j2bqtzt wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
I wonder if people in that situation would, if not offered any other choice, actually wish they had their legs broken.
theprofessa808 t1_j2bql4j wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I like this version better than the one I usually see on this sub
[deleted] t1_j2bq52b wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
The joke is that it's true. Great example is the city of Lviv, Ukraine.I looked it up in Wikipedia. It's historical affiliations (if not it's name) changed 11 times from 1256 to 1991. My great great grandmother was from somewhere in the area of Ukraine/Bellarus/Poland. It changed depending on what year my mother asked her when she was just a tot. Now I know why.
B_dubz17 t1_j2bpwp2 wrote
Reply to what is an English teachers favorite cereal? by athwolf
Smacks?
CC-1010_YT t1_j2bpqfw wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Goddamn! Roasted!
Drpoofn t1_j2bpc9j wrote
Reply to comment by TheWorstEvieEver in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Ill give my free one to them on your behalf.
No-Entrepreneur6040 t1_j2bp8no wrote
Reply to comment by Infernus-est-populus in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
My Mom was from Munkacs, Czechoslovakia. She even had a friend from the old days that always called her “Checki”. I decided to look up the current city and, sure enough, found out it’s located in… Ukraine! How it got there, I’ll never know!
bahblahblahblahblahh t1_j2bp6gd wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Interwar Period Poland, Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Operation Barbarossa, Re-Annexation of Eastern Interwar-Period Poland...
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Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
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thatguysjumpercables t1_j2bngny wrote
Reply to comment by Zaptain_America in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Agreed please don't
TurkeyLuver t1_j2bng0w wrote
Reply to comment by llynglas in My wife,Rose,is leaving me because of my obsession with pens by ipascoe
Bye Rose
Coinsworthy t1_j2bn1qi wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
Circle jerky
Big_Librarian_1130 t1_j2blrv7 wrote
Reply to comment by GirlCowBev in Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed the good laugh
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Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
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MoronTheBall t1_j2bkpbh wrote
A tour Guido.
EvilLibrarians t1_j2bkixg wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
That’s fucking hilarious
TnBluesman t1_j2bkfm6 wrote
Reply to comment by Ministryofgoats in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
That's why I'm always saying "JE-sus what is the fucking 'H' for, CHRIST!"
1_yard_dash t1_j2bker7 wrote
Reply to comment by slobbyrobb in According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not
No, I think it was the Old Testament
Bill_in_the_box_91 t1_j2bkds6 wrote
This joke was on last year.
Forward-Ad-4954 t1_j2bk7ds wrote
Reply to comment by Dramatic-Shallot-960 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Und..
Zaptain_America t1_j2bk25j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Yeah, us guys with small dicks don't wanna be associated with Andrew Micropeen Tate
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Reply to comment by usinjin in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
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Forward-Ad-4954 t1_j2bjugy wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Andy Bader went to heaven and after telling who he was, was told he didn't belong there. I am not hier to get in. You have 15 minutten to evacuate the premises
DeplorableKurt t1_j2bred6 wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
Why does there have to be 100?