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Reply to comment by Spirited_Island-75 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
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alongShout60 t1_j2bztn0 wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
this is a very risky question to ask on the internet
MannKind_ t1_j2bzpel wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
i dont even like tate but this is just cringe and clearly karma farming
Khakikadet t1_j2bz5un wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I feel so sophisticated when I start sprinkling flour on my auce bitches love that shit
brenda_blue t1_j2bz09u wrote
Without a doubt, her name would be mrs fire
losstinhere t1_j2byk9a wrote
Reply to comment by biowrath156 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Happy cake day 🥳
AngryRinger t1_j2by027 wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Alternate punchline: Lil bits
hellokitty284 t1_j2bxyfn wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
What happened to the nsfw flair
Maleficent_Dot6954 t1_j2bxukk wrote
She was looking for wood and found it?
Spirited_Island-75 t1_j2bw0o4 wrote
Reply to comment by wiseoldprogrammer in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
You can depose an entire ruling class using only defenestration? I'm just pointing out that the premise of the joke, that a worker's state is somehow simultaneously so dangerous as to warrant an undercover visit from a three-letter-agency and so pathetic that they don't have food, clothes or bullets is pretty illogical.
If someone could explain how the contradiction works instead of just mindlessly downvoting, that'd be great.
AccidentalGirlToy t1_j2buyba wrote
Reply to comment by NoremaCg in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Careful now - this is how churches split.
wiseoldprogrammer t1_j2bul0w wrote
Reply to comment by Spirited_Island-75 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Lot of open windows on upper floors.
Waitsfornoone t1_j2bu6r4 wrote
Billing.
Reformed_Man_1899 t1_j2btqi3 wrote
Reply to comment by kg19311 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
*beings
TokeToday t1_j2btq0f wrote
That quacked me up.
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(Yeah, I know ... kind of a stretch.)
Ultraeasymoney t1_j2btkzb wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Small Meat Lover
Ultraeasymoney t1_j2btiok wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
It should also come with his location.
OpheliaBloodstone t1_j2bteyt wrote
Reply to comment by No-Entrepreneur6040 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
The places in Poland and Russia where my mother’s grandparents lived are in Ukraine now. It’s consuming everything. By 2123, there won’t be any other countries in Europe at all.
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Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
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LetMeInPls7214 t1_j2bsp2b wrote
A bad doctor is just a hitman
TheSkewsMe t1_j2bsbpe wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
The St. Peter Show promises to be like Bait Car on steroids.
Spirited_Island-75 t1_j2bry16 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Weird, I wonder how the Soviets got into power without bullets.
ExcessiveBulldogery t1_j2brmjv wrote
What a Bic.
[deleted] t1_j2brfdz wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
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unopoularopinion t1_j2c03my wrote
Reply to comment by biowrath156 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Or Johnny Dangerously