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idiodic-genious t1_j2cmeao wrote
Pele summoned lava during game and was therefore banned
deenath247 t1_j2cmcpe wrote
Reply to comment by ExcessiveBulldogery in My wife,Rose,is leaving me because of my obsession with pens by ipascoe
What a ballEnd.
DaEnderAssassin t1_j2cma7t wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
If the CIA knew any if that, the cold war would have ended quite quickly.
Snorkelbender t1_j2cm4qt wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I always wondered how they did it.
squeakyc t1_j2cm0wa wrote
What about when Old Macdonald had a farm? ZOWIE!
AutisticSuperpower t1_j2clyea wrote
Reply to comment by DanTacoWizard in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Don't be ignorant.
snoweel t1_j2clwz4 wrote
Reply to comment by jackass4224 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
He ought to know, they named a town after him, twice.
TheJoyStickPlayer t1_j2cls7a wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Help me out here: I don't get the joke. I feel like its super funny, but I'm not understanding it
ColtS117 t1_j2clrb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I never heard of him until Greta said he had a small dick.
jokerfest t1_j2cldb9 wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Istanbul was Constantinople
[deleted] t1_j2clbze wrote
Reply to what is an English teachers favorite cereal? by athwolf
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GeneOtheGreen t1_j2cl13c wrote
Baaaaaad
Komiksulo t1_j2ckm1c wrote
Reply to comment by badpuffthaikitty in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I think it was just Berlin, not New Berlin.
Apparently it was founded by Germans who got there before the British surveyors and their rectilinear plans did, so it was laid out in a more Central European fashion with streets coming together at odd angles. Which explains things like King St E, King St W, King St S, and King St N: all the same street end-to-end, but it runs in a rough horseshoe shape, most of which is neither east, west, south, or north. 🙂
Before the First World War, there were enough German-speakers there to support German-language newspapers and schools.
Fun Fact: the Lord Kitchener it was renamed after was the guy with the epic moustache on the first version of the “I want YOU!” recruiting poster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Kitchener_Wants_You
Cite: went to Waterloo University. 🙂
[deleted] t1_j2ckjxa wrote
Reply to comment by Classic_Result in What happened when Mary had a little lamb? by ScienceRulez33
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sumnamesumyr t1_j2cjze3 wrote
Reply to comment by Bemeup57 in I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. by rweb82
Best reference from a bygone era
Siegschranz t1_j2cjw21 wrote
Reply to comment by Spirited_Island-75 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Prove it.
Classic_Result t1_j2cjtfg wrote
Ewe ewe ewe ewe ....
Spirited_Island-75 t1_j2cj6e3 wrote
Reply to comment by Siegschranz in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I guess? I can say whatever I like about Putin, he has no power over me.
Dave3786 t1_j2cj3yq wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Adi_Pogg in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
KGB officer tells spy in the past he would have been shot. CIA operative concludes the reason he wasn’t shot is because of a shortage of bullets.
It makes fun of all the shortages the USSR was known to suffer from.
Clean-Promotion-8250 t1_j2citu6 wrote
Reply to comment by 7_overpowered_clox in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Reminds of Archer and Barry
Siegschranz t1_j2ciqj9 wrote
Reply to comment by Spirited_Island-75 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Oh thank God, so you're allowed to insult Putin and Russia, right?
Can you say Putin sucks dick for bus money, then walks home?
Lord_Adi_Pogg t1_j2cimbz wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Did not get it
Spirited_Island-75 t1_j2cigtg wrote
Reply to comment by Siegschranz in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I live on the ground floor, in the US. Try again.
Siegschranz t1_j2ci857 wrote
Reply to comment by Spirited_Island-75 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I'm just trying to keep you out of the windows.
DanTacoWizard t1_j2cmfxz wrote
Reply to comment by AutisticSuperpower in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
It’s called sarcasm.