What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf?

A un-aware wolf

He comes in a lot of regular sized boxes

Well, isn't this place a Geographical Oddity?.....

A woman went to the departement store and asked for a maternity bra.

"What bust?" asked the saleswoman.

" The fucking condom" she replied.

dude it’s a joke it’s not meant to be taken seriously holy shit

They charge you the same $$

My father's mother has a similar thing, but with her name. She kept localising it to fit in, so we are not actually sure what her birth name is anymore.

She runs off the sun that her head absorbs and has to charge up in order to have sex.

Many sauces start with a base called a roux, pronounced rue. It's usually started with a fat heated up, like oil or butter or drippings, then flour is added. For a bechamel sauce, heavy cream would be added, I think, I'm not a chef. It's very easy to make home-made gravy this way that tastes way better than you get out of a can, and you can watch your sodium intake as well - canned gravy is ridiculously high.

So op is a fanboy?

A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.

Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.
After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one day the chief's daughter gives birth to a white child.

Infuriated but not ungrateful for what the missionary has done for the village, he gives him one chance to explain himself in private.

The young man, who is innocent, tells him "I have nothing to do with it, it is just a hazard of the genetics. It's the same as with sheeps, most of them are white but sometimes a black one is born for no reason".

The chief steps back a little, gives a frightened look to the missionary, then whispers : "Ok, I won't say a word about my daugther, but don't you tell anyone about the sheep"

I don't get no respect, no respect at all.

Roux (pronounced roo) is a sauce base made with flour and some type of fat: butter, etc.

For many sauces, the first step is to make roux then you add other ingredients to it.

Happy coke day!

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Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

It's all the same city, but over the years, as different larger countries overran the area, the city changed "names" and became a part of different countries. OP explains it in a comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/zz8wno/comment/j2a9b5l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

I really felt this one.

Clever rhyme.

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Soviet era intelligence agency, basically their CIA.

i didn't understand. Someone please explain

What is KGB?

With or without mint jelly?

A half sister. All of my siblings are like that.