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Awesum51Merc t1_j2cyu1a wrote

I'm ruined.....I make sauces all the time. Now I'm gonna go total Warren Zevon Werewolf of London Everytime at the Stove........first I'll howl, then speak," And his hair was perfect!" EVERYTIME! Damnit!

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Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cyjt2 wrote

A lawyer was interviewing a doctor about the death of a patient "When you examined the patient, did you check his pulse?" asked the lawyer.

"I didn't" said the doctor.

"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer.

"No, I did not" the doctor said.

"So in other words" the lawyer said "When you signed the death certificate you had NOT taken adequate steps to confirm he was dead."

"Well, let me put it this way," said the doctor- "At that point, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk. But for all I know I guess he could've been out practicing law somewhere!"

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