Recent comments in /f/Jokes
actuallydrum819 t1_j2czb3a wrote
But no one ever does their New Years resolution.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2cz8wa wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I am…..Frau Blucher!
Bad-Uncle t1_j2cz5dz wrote
Reply to comment by Super-X2 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Well...keeping them et.
Bad-Uncle t1_j2cz2ts wrote
Reply to comment by Neinball98411 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
I knew Dave would be here somewhere!
zyndor t1_j2cz2dh wrote
Reply to comment by Just1moreboredguy in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
but …that’d be a crowd?
Bad-Uncle t1_j2cyzq0 wrote
Reply to comment by slothfullyserene in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Recondite, dude!
Soulessnight t1_j2cyzbm wrote
Reply to comment by DanTacoWizard in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I think the word you’re thinking of is sarcasm. Unless your first comment was serious then that’s sad
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Awesum51Merc t1_j2cyxgj wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
The Feeling is Moo-tual!
mr_cigar t1_j2cywpi wrote
I love the smell of burning rubber
Awesum51Merc t1_j2cyu1a wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I'm ruined.....I make sauces all the time. Now I'm gonna go total Warren Zevon Werewolf of London Everytime at the Stove........first I'll howl, then speak," And his hair was perfect!" EVERYTIME! Damnit!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2cyszp wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Oh, thank you, Doctor!
chrissydvd t1_j2cyqrl wrote
Reply to comment by JonnyRebel357 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Ah ha..a secret devotee..we can seee yooou
chrissydvd t1_j2cymnu wrote
Reply to comment by Rich-Rhubarb6410 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Ouch
Awesum51Merc t1_j2cylr0 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Let's get all the way to Teri Garrs Impressive Knockers!
FederalMarsupial6671 t1_j2cylm8 wrote
You two just didn’t click
Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cyjt2 wrote
A lawyer was interviewing a doctor about the death of a patient "When you examined the patient, did you check his pulse?" asked the lawyer.
"I didn't" said the doctor.
"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer.
"No, I did not" the doctor said.
"So in other words" the lawyer said "When you signed the death certificate you had NOT taken adequate steps to confirm he was dead."
"Well, let me put it this way," said the doctor- "At that point, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk. But for all I know I guess he could've been out practicing law somewhere!"
chrissydvd t1_j2cyhxk wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Why oh why didn’t Jerrys read the 2015 study on who eats the most pizza..sol now..
Disorderly_Chaos t1_j2cyfuy wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Why not a cold extremely cheesy thin skinned small sausage pizza that was probably okay 10 years ago?
Gh92hhh11 t1_j2cy7uq wrote
Reply to I've decided that beginning January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above by MEforgotUSERNAME
This year was such a blur
Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cy7e7 wrote
My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
Helpful_Gas5073 t1_j2cy4vj wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Someone explain
AirbagOff t1_j2cy196 wrote
I’m still waiting on the audio book. So far, it’s radio silence.
NobodyKnowsMeOutHere t1_j2cy0sl wrote
Reply to comment by WhydoIexistlmoa in What happened when Mary had a little lamb? by ScienceRulez33
The chief is fucking the sheep, as shown by the black sheep.
Neinball98411 t1_j2czci2 wrote
Reply to comment by Bad-Uncle in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Dave is always with us