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Awesum51Merc t1_j2d11hk wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
You take the Blonde, I'll get the other one and we' ll give them the Ole' what For.....
photojeff8 t1_j2d0waq wrote
You done crossed the wrong guy.
SchwarzeHaufen OP t1_j2d0vz5 wrote
Reply to comment by Sceadumor in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I was not expecting that. What is the song about?
Just-Call-Me-Jim t1_j2d0rck wrote
Reply to A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
Then the duck ask’s:
“Got any grapes?”…
Sceadumor t1_j2d0q55 wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Saint Peter you say?
Swallow the Sun - With You Came the Whole of the World's Tears
Saint Peter Save me and send me down to hell For I will find her there Where moonlight catches her scarlet hair
Where she sings And black ravens circle above her In the burning air
Silence your heart before it tears you apart Keep your eyes on the distant thunder Unfold your wings against the dark
My heart thrown to the lions My soul fed to the wolves Arise, arise, arise Walk on your altar of sacrifice And let the blood run for her
My heart thrown to the lions My soul fed to the wolves My body left for the winter My eyes for the night
With you came the whole of the world's tears The space between the heartbeats Is where I felt you A small death each and every time
My heart thrown to the lions My soul fed to the wolves Arise, arise, arise Walk on your altar of sacrifice And let the blood run for her
I stand straight at the form of my faith To keep the last of my honour But my legs won't carry me anymore Paralysed before the eyes of a hunter I open up my veins for the parasites to come
Silence your heart before it tears you apart Keep your eyes on the distant thunder Unfold your wings against the dark
My heart thrown to the lions My soul fed to the wolves Arise, arise, arise Walk on your altar of sacrifice And let the blood run for her
My heart thrown to the lions My soul fed to the wolves My body left for the winter My eyes for the night
Saint Peter Save me and send me down to hell
Ignore my autism. Fucking love this song.
Queranil t1_j2d0nlw wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
What do you call a werewolf that practices mindfulness? Awarewolf
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2d0hjw wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Eye-gore, please help me with the bags.
MurfinSurfin t1_j2d0bu8 wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I’m just waiting for the film ‘Tiny Man Tate’
lynithdev t1_j2d0ak4 wrote
Someone posted a joke almost identical to this 3 hours ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/zzn4au/i_asked_the_hot_girl_in_the_gym_whats_her_new/
sherriffflood t1_j2d07qk wrote
Reply to A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
A dyslexic walked into a bra
Awesum51Merc t1_j2d01r7 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
And now I Choke You!
Gjoobsupremacy t1_j2d00yt wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I was thinking Top Cheese but this is a lot better
[deleted] t1_j2czzdn wrote
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Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j2czy56 wrote
The G’s because they already had their shit packed.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2czy3e wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I’m pretty sure it was Abby something….Abby Normal!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2czveq wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
No, I promise,.....please just tell me.......
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2czstd wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
You won’t be angry?
Awesum51Merc t1_j2czrbi wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Say, Igor.....whose Brain,did you get?
jacobmcdonald91 t1_j2czpc0 wrote
Jesus, I said that to my mom when she asked me the same question last night.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2czkgy wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Yes…say it…he was…MY BOYFRIEND!!!!
SchwarzeHaufen OP t1_j2czjbk wrote
Reply to comment by Helpful_Gas5073 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
All of the places mentioned are the same place. The city's name and country changed a lot during the first half of the Twentieth Century due to a lot of wars happening there. Lemberg, Lwow, Lviv, Lvov, and Lemberik are all different names for one city. There are in fact many more names for the city.
zyndor t1_j2czicv wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
All I’m saying is, I’d love to see this stunt as the AT⚡️GT duo trying to start up their renewable energy venture called Small Dick Energy.
[deleted] t1_j2czf5h wrote
Reply to comment by Shammurammat in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
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Awesum51Merc t1_j2czejl wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Horse Whinny, Snort Snort!
Finwolven t1_j2d11ik wrote
Reply to comment by axe1970 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I heard they have a new flavor: Small sausage.