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Gil-Gandel t1_j2d2qh3 wrote

Reply to comment by vartha in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt

It wouldn't be surprising. Knowing you're not coming down off that thing alive, I guess you'd reach the just-get-this-over-with point after a while.

On this occasion I don't know that it was with any particular merciful intention -- just to get the execution over with before sundown, as there was a Jewish holy day coming up (and the calendar changes at sunset, not midnight).

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AtomicBlastCandy t1_j2d2bix wrote

Reply to comment by DaEnderAssassin in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen

If they did they likely wouldn’t do much imho cause during the Cold War they had open authority to do anything they wanted. Don’t like a countries leader, just install someone that will pay you? Want more money, then just deal drugs to get it? It wasn’t as if the President or Congress had the balls to ever stop them.

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Awesum51Merc t1_j2d2bcq wrote

Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork

Thanks, I'll try and sing along like that the next time I watch the show. We have two Dogs, and EVERY time we give them baths, my wife sings the Sweet Mystery of Life while we suds them, and scrub them. Sometimes, while hauling them out of the tub, she looks up at me, pushes the hair out of her eyes, and deadpan, says Igor, can you help me with these bags?! Who's got it better than me? Nobody!

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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2d1vfy wrote

Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork

Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I have found youuuuu….

(Bonus…in dubbed versions, the dubbing team has a field day picking songs in the dubbed language that fit the trope. In the Italian version, she sings the « Sempre libéra » aria from Verdi’s « La Traviata »).

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Finwolven t1_j2d17em wrote

Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121

Well, he's a human trafficker, a rapist, serial abuser, and his content gets pushed by the worst people on the internet.

I guess it would be helpful if when anyone runs into his bs views on life, that they know they're listening to the opinions of a rapist human trafficker and abuser.

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