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Nussinsgesicht t1_j2d8v18 wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
Swaj
Cat_Among t1_j2d8kib wrote
Reply to comment by LetterheadSensitive2 in A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
Duck feathers are called down. So he’s literally ‘feeling down’ when he pets the duck
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j2d84qq wrote
So you published it here?
TruckSeeker t1_j2d81ay wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
You're right, it's Polish.
petethewizard t1_j2d7zbf wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Explain?
Narrheim t1_j2d7ubx wrote
Reply to comment by Moldy_slug in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
And as the bus stopped at the next stop, driver got missing...
Rondine1990 OP t1_j2d7hqr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Ex-pope Benedikt XVI died to day, went to heaven an became an angel by Rondine1990
Us germans can be funny too...
No really...
[deleted] t1_j2d7djm wrote
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nobody007 t1_j2d6vkz wrote
Is it a HILARI?
crazycakes329 t1_j2d6rof wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Oh, for a second there, I thought this was a Hitler joke.
BloxxelBoi t1_j2d6jbl wrote
Reply to A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
I've searched hundreds of miles, asked anyone I could find, left no stone unturned, and still, I cannot find the funny
VNsDABESTWoTBPlayer1 t1_j2d6inp wrote
Reply to comment by VNsDABESTWoTBPlayer1 in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
And copy it into a book.
schaznightwalker t1_j2d6i6r wrote
Reply to comment by Cpt_Copycat in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
Why did I laugh so hard on this stupid joke
VNsDABESTWoTBPlayer1 t1_j2d6i1j wrote
Reply to comment by callingFives in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
Better buy it from dead people if you want to show them some respect.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j2d5wg2 wrote
Reply to comment by jackass4224 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Down voted for Russian. Lviv is not Russia.
Crafty-Bedroom8190 t1_j2d5u4r wrote
This belongs in r/antijokes
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j2d5rv1 wrote
Reply to comment by thermbug in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I'm from Silesia and my family members fought in WWII on both sides. Fortunately different fronts so they didn't have to shoot each other. It was quite common here in fact. My grandfather fought in WWII on the Polish side was killed when Wehrmacht shelled their positions while his wife's uncle was a real Nazi. My poor grandma must have been confused.
Young_Person_42 t1_j2d5ir2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Dang, if only you could identify as funny OR original
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j2d5hnm wrote
Reply to comment by wizardofoddz in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
He never lived there really. He grew up in Kraków and his name is strongly associated with that city.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j2d5cdz wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
We could easily spot that American spy. A native Soviet man didn't have to go to the store to find out the shelves were empty. Only spies would show up at the store for no reason.
Commercial_Living t1_j2d5b08 wrote
Reply to comment by HelloJoeyJoeJoe in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
English wasn’t his mother tongue, yet he wrote his books in English. Fascinating fellow.
Plus_Stretch_2010 t1_j2d50lf wrote
Hang in there buddy & stay true to your shelf.
[deleted] t1_j2d4z2g wrote
Reply to comment by SonTyp_OhneNamen in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Pretty good in English translation too lol
sherriffflood t1_j2d4og3 wrote
It was all ‘me, me, me!’ Didn’t care for it
Lecaz t1_j2d92gs wrote
Reply to comment by BloxxelBoi in A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
Down, the soft fluffy feathers that is used for insulation in jackets and quilts.