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NDodma01 t1_j2diewl wrote
Mary had a little lamb with which she used to sleep The lamb turned out to be a ram and Mary had a sheep
StatusBuddy8490 t1_j2dibok wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I don't get it.
NDodma01 t1_j2di06o wrote
An MD
marjanoos t1_j2di02o wrote
Reply to comment by SchwarzeHaufen in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Actually, Lwow was Polish city since 14th century so after WWI we regained our city as well as our independenty.
TheAccursedOne t1_j2dhjrh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
i never thought i would see the r/onejoke on r/Jokes but here it is
________________me t1_j2dh099 wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
More people are killed by coconuts than sharks.
I demand a remake!
greedydita t1_j2dgywj wrote
I imagine you'd get a bloodbath.
edynol t1_j2dgx8n wrote
Reply to comment by MJSTEX in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Fuck you. Here's my upvote.
ImportedBavarian t1_j2dgvjq wrote
How much a zipper can hurt.
NotOficerP t1_j2dgps9 wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
We?
ImportedBavarian t1_j2dgp3m wrote
Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight
You just had to dig that one out, didn't you?
joeinsyracuse t1_j2dgejm wrote
Mary had a little lamb The doctors were surprised, But when McDonald had a farm, The doctors nearly died!
sloppyredditor t1_j2df4bs wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
LoJo
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j2df435 wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
Good joke, don’t roast the author!
Charliethebrit t1_j2depxy wrote
I think if you drop the s, it still works well :)
LOLingLord t1_j2dekbm wrote
Reply to comment by HistorianHorror3907 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Same
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[deleted] t1_j2ddy6u wrote
Reply to comment by tracsman in Eat popcorn! by VNsDABESTWoTBPlayer1
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Velvy71 t1_j2ddurb wrote
Mary had a little lamb
The butcher killed it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread
FederalMarsupial6671 t1_j2ddfao wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
Folgers
Inked-Sailor t1_j2ddcnp wrote
Reply to comment by No-Example-XO in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Ah sympathy for someone who thinks they are better than you and proved they are trash. Way to pick a winner.
Inked-Sailor t1_j2dd88e wrote
Reply to comment by MemeGraveYard666 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Look who got worked up.
[deleted] t1_j2dd84c wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
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Inked-Sailor t1_j2dd2ex wrote
Reply to comment by JonnyRebel357 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Ueah but Eminem is good, tate is a fuckwit.
PriorityNew3972 t1_j2diic4 wrote
Reply to comment by idiodic-genious in Hands down, Pele was the greatest football player of all time. by error521
i heard it was pretty messi out there.