Shouldn’t it say, greeted him and shook his hand

Now that would be kinda cool. Perhaps vibrating chairs that sync with the soundtrack.

Correct! He’s living in 1920 pixels.

What would a pastafarian bra be? 🤔

Good point, or maybe they have a little tablet they can hold to feel what’s going on. Idk

r/darkjokes

Great joke

I was gonna say pizza dough but ok

Why would they need to do that when blind people can still hear the movie? Translating it to Braille would serve no functional benefit.

Martin Amis, Time's Arrow. One of my favorite books.

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(Not a joke) I wonder if there’s a device that can listen to a movie and move pins around to form the movie in Braille

How many sharks do coconuts kill?

You obviously haven't read the Holy Brable.

The doctor said "I'll get the mint sauce...."

I meant that it was Polish city for the most of the time in the history. Also in 1909 65% of citizens spoke Polish language. I agree that the same principle applies to all ownership changes, as Wroclaw was rarely in the borders of Poland and Szczecin even less. German roots are massive there. And its uncommon in Europe to get a city without a conquer. It’s all the history.

What do priests do when they go to orphanage?

They Prey.

Lmao 🤣 🤣🤣 that was a good joke

You should reverse the joke

If you are claiming its conquest in 1349 as the start of it being a Polish city, then I think the same principle and standard ought to apply to all other ownership changes. It ceased being Polish with the First Partition of Poland, it ceased being Austrian with the collapse of the Empire and the proclamation of the various Ukrainian republics, and so on and so forth.

Otherwise, your comment is a rather pointless exercise in nationalism. One which invites tears, given the population exchanges that were conducted after the Second World War to avoid any further claims and troubles.

Otherwise they'd be roux-less savages!

EGO

Is Count chocula a math teacher’s favorite?

I dont want to write them down - i want to give credit to PotUS.

Decaf