Recent comments in /f/Jokes
mykeuk OP t1_j2dscv7 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
“… just 5 minutes from the delightful service station and bus stop…”
R34p3rXm4l1K t1_j2dsbnu wrote
Reply to comment by biowrath156 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Happy cake day!
MemeGraveYard666 t1_j2dsalc wrote
Reply to comment by Inked-Sailor in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
rather be worked up than body shame people
Buck_Thorn t1_j2ds756 wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
> on the A251 just outside Ashford
That is an awfully specific setup.
StatusBuddy8490 t1_j2dryin wrote
Reply to comment by Kangarou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Thanks.
Morall_tach t1_j2drxuq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call an event where a likely sexual predator puts on a dress and reads stories to children? by Hitler_the_Painter
You really want to compare records?
juicebox02 t1_j2drxib wrote
Reply to What do you call an event where a likely sexual predator puts on a dress and reads stories to children? by Hitler_the_Painter
a school teacher!
Kangarou t1_j2drtv7 wrote
Reply to comment by StatusBuddy8490 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
The city was constantly overtaken by new forces.
RibaldPancake OP t1_j2dro4g wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
No. We greet people in peace by extending our hand so it's implied. Stating it directly takes away from the punchline by already getting people thinking about "hand".
Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 t1_j2drnh9 wrote
Reply to I've written a very short poem about myself. by KeckyOK
This is a good start for a philosopher
tractorcrusher t1_j2drdnp wrote
Reply to comment by Arisayne in If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
Enough to break the ice 😉
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HunkyMonk t1_j2dqhit wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
I assume that was assumed I think maybe. lol
master-virus t1_j2dqg7k wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Mom said the cats died of flu.
I said oh no.
She said sorry love it flu under bus
NyzzByzz t1_j2dqg45 wrote
If i help cover up child abuse will i get to become an angel too? Low bar eh.
Ytrog t1_j2dq8v8 wrote
Reply to comment by tomorrow509 in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
For holding the meatballs 😜
daringlyMellow442 t1_j2dpy8d wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
So I did not read what sub reddit this was and I thought this was a serious post and I thought, wow crow's are so smart (though they actually are) but then I got to the end and I just fucking died hahaha
tomorrow509 t1_j2dpxmc wrote
Reply to comment by Ytrog in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
One with spaghetti straps of course.
Wal-Flower t1_j2dpumz wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
My father in law resembles this joke.
KidKilobyte t1_j2dpthi wrote
I don’t know but, it would still technically be a pachyderm
Madmarrdegan t1_j2dppfc wrote
Lesbians. They can survive on clams
KillerPolarBear25 t1_j2dpomz wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
NyzzByzz t1_j2dsgcx wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
Excellent. I cackled.