Recent comments in /f/Jokes
CatherinePiedi t1_j2dx7bs wrote
Reply to A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
What’s the difference between a Baptist & a Methodist? A Methodist will speak to you in the liquor store
CallsignValkarie t1_j2dwzgy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Ha ha ha, no. Be better
Acrobatic_Matter_109 t1_j2dwvut wrote
Reply to comment by PauloDybala_10 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Don't keep it all to yourself.
No-Example-XO t1_j2dwql1 wrote
Reply to comment by Inked-Sailor in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
What do you mean?
heartofgold48 t1_j2dwkw8 wrote
Reply to comment by hsvsunshyn in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
An agnostic bra isn't too sure whether it exists or not
nostopthoughts OP t1_j2dw9k2 wrote
Reply to comment by BrAkE_FlyER in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
I didn't say I favor Zelensky, do you favor Putin?
[deleted] t1_j2dw6fb wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
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BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2dw4ay wrote
Switch Putin with Zelensky - and see how you laugh it now.
Snorc t1_j2dw3ay wrote
Reply to comment by Narrheim in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
He actually just went into hiding. Disguised as a nun.
hsvsunshyn t1_j2dvx6c wrote
Reply to comment by heartofgold48 in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Or, an atheist bra only supports what can be proven to exist. It is like an anti-Wonderbra.
The bigger question is what an agnostic bra would be.
Spaceace91478 t1_j2dvp1h wrote
I had to hire an editor for my autobiography...
I don't know what I'm doing with my life
justahominid t1_j2duvi4 wrote
To not do so would be ink-onsiderate
CookiePush t1_j2duurl wrote
You should be drawn, not quartered
Nothalffast t1_j2dukhk wrote
Mary had a little lamb
A little toast, a little jam
Mary only took one bite
Mary had no appetite
JustinBrn82 t1_j2du88l wrote
Reply to comment by skyhosea in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Yah I feel like you either get this joke or you don't. I'm in the latter crowd!
GMXIX t1_j2dtzdu wrote
Reply to comment by skyhosea in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
If I knew what bechamel sauce was maybe it would have been funny?
nittanylns t1_j2dtjk8 wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I always heard the American version and the crows were found near Boston.
Passing4human t1_j2dt4ct wrote
Tout it as the unauthorized autobiography.
MemeGraveYard666 t1_j2dt1xl wrote
Reply to comment by Inked-Sailor in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
bro knew i was right so instead of arguing the issue at hand, literally said “ur mad” and thought he did something
SchwarzeHaufen OP t1_j2dssz5 wrote
Reply to comment by marjanoos in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Ah, sorry. I misunderstood you there and thought this was something much worse. I was not looking forward to seeing this joke spark any sort of nationalist flag waving, as I could see that ending rather poorly for all involved.
[deleted] t1_j2dss3u wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
Do you know what you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Do you know what you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. Do you know what you call a cow with 2 legs? Yo mama
JesterFX OP t1_j2dsjk8 wrote
Reply to comment by Finnianmu in What gets bigger the more you massage it? by JesterFX
That was the joke. Guess it didn't work out
Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 t1_j2dsh9t wrote
Reply to What gets bigger the more you massage it? by JesterFX
Your hand muscles?
BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2dxa0e wrote
Reply to comment by nostopthoughts in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Not really, he's from same governing class as Zelensky - financial capital governing class. The only difference is one country already had her own citizens burned by another citizens of this same country and another had not. Yet...