Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Neat-Winter454 t1_j2dzpoa wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Actually, my uncles told me stories about how you'd have to buy almost everything from under the counter. Even just to buy a pair of jeans you'd need to ask a friend's friend who knew a guy who had a friend who knew a smuggler who got new stock from Western Germany.
AlongNest82 t1_j2dznrm wrote
Do bikers wear nose rings?
KingTyrannical t1_j2dzjhp wrote
Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts when up its arse And now it’s made of nylon.
NDodma01 t1_j2dzil3 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
Looked him in the eye, said “I was able to get a sense of his soul.” That was not my eye, said the deeply offended alien KGB agent.
Spaceace91478 t1_j2dz73r wrote
Reply to comment by PinQueasy3200 in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Did you hear about the Amish serial killer?
He got the acoustic chair...
Dexaan t1_j2dz5b3 wrote
Reply to comment by RelicBeckwelf in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
I've heard the same joke, but using Saint Petersburg
LooselyExpect275 t1_j2dz0pb wrote
He would go to heaven in my book..
pdthielen t1_j2dyv7p wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
And native Americans thought they were the ones most affected by European aggression. The central Europeans might be the new champions
Bardez t1_j2dyr9y wrote
Reply to comment by wizardofoddz in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
My grandfather was Polish. I have an aunt who is now claiming we're actually Ukrainian. I'm starting to get it.
Dizz2K7 t1_j2dypgg wrote
Reply to comment by Narrheim in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Where'd he get it from??
fkin_weirdo_ t1_j2dylbb wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
What do you call a coffee that's served late?
Latte
Involut3 t1_j2dyi1w wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I hear they’re also quite partial to howlandaise sauce
LetterheadSensitive2 t1_j2dyhrp wrote
Reply to comment by Cat_Among in A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
English is a language
gwaydms t1_j2dyd04 wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
This belongs in r/dadjokes
PinQueasy3200 t1_j2dybm8 wrote
Reply to A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Somehow we've bridged over to semi-clean religious jokes. So. What is every Amish women's dream?
Two Menonite
MadAdam88 t1_j2dxyc1 wrote
Reply to A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
Then the man asks the duck "What do I owe you for helping me feel better?" The duck says "$10.00, but you don't have to pay me now, I'll bill ya".
Much-War1743 t1_j2dxu26 wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent_Dot6954 in How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? by kvilletim
Keep it in the family tree.
Last_Green9169 t1_j2dxrwm wrote
Reply to comment by HeyAUser in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Sorry, I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. Kif, what's the name of it?
Kif - groans Sexlexia
Armadillo-66 t1_j2dxofw wrote
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff ? A leisure centre
leonscum t1_j2dxoav wrote
Reply to comment by uthini_mfowethu in I've written a very short poem about myself. by KeckyOK
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PurpleIncarnate t1_j2dxicf wrote
Accomplices- a guilty party
Accomplishes- completes a task.
av8ads t1_j2dxi1h wrote
heartofgold48 t1_j2dxcni wrote
She grew fat from eating a whole lamb however little
sittinginaboat t1_j2dzviw wrote
Reply to comment by PurpleIncarnate in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Ya just can't trust spell check.