Recent comments in /f/Jokes
tangre79 t1_j2e3rvp wrote
Thanks for wasting 15 seconds of my life
edynol t1_j2e32j2 wrote
She said it needed more salt.
Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes t1_j2e2l67 wrote
Reply to Pele showed up in Hell.... by merk35802
What the fuck. Pope Benedict died today. This joke was uploaded yesterday.
Mungo_Clump t1_j2e2kzn wrote
Was it trans Atlantic?
KnavishFob t1_j2e2ky4 wrote
Bad joke
Pitbullpandemonium t1_j2e2jir wrote
Reply to comment by hsvsunshyn in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
They aren't sure if bras exist but they believe they'll never see one.
nostopthoughts OP t1_j2e2e35 wrote
Reply to comment by PurpleIncarnate in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Thank you for the knowledge
PKFatStephen t1_j2e2cui wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
The Ls bc they were out lickity split
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_j2e21zf wrote
Reply to comment by Rondine1990 in Ex-pope Benedikt XVI died to day, went to heaven an became an angel by Rondine1990
I've heard there's too much engineering required for German humour.
Pitbullpandemonium t1_j2e210g wrote
Reply to comment by ________________me in If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
To borrow a joke from Alan Davies, you're probably not going to see people going on vacation to sit under a palm tree in a cage.
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_j2e1yq4 wrote
Reply to comment by Actual-Situation4959 in Ex-pope Benedikt XVI died to day, went to heaven an became an angel by Rondine1990
You mean how a certain prophet of God married a female child? Do you mean "that" other religion?
tomorrow509 t1_j2e1pww wrote
Reply to comment by Ytrog in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
For holding the titellini's.
wildadragon t1_j2e1o35 wrote
Not too soon, too stupid though.
Actual-Situation4959 t1_j2e1jbi wrote
Reply to comment by NyzzByzz in Ex-pope Benedikt XVI died to day, went to heaven an became an angel by Rondine1990
depends on the gender of the child. if you're after boys christianity is the way to go. if you're after girls, then "another religion" is the way to go. notice how I wrote "another religion" because I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders
Marik-X-Bakura t1_j2e1bnx wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
So the joke is just “Communism bad”, except the only evidence we have of that in the joke is an American saying so?
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BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2e187f wrote
Reply to comment by BrAkE_FlyER in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
To all redditors who think that your negative karma might be useful.
What's wrong? Scared?
Actual-Situation4959 t1_j2e16wb wrote
yeah, about that, son...
KlaussVonUllr t1_j2e0y1b wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
L's got out lickety split
LIL_ojibwa t1_j2e0txv wrote
Reply to comment by schaznightwalker in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
Fucking funny.. 😆 🤣
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j2e0kz4 wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Was the lesdyxic blind?
cookerg t1_j2e0jq0 wrote
They didn't have enough lifeboats to get everybody ported to safety, so they only had the transported.
PurpleIncarnate t1_j2dzy7s wrote
Reply to comment by sittinginaboat in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Truer words never spoke
hikiko_wobbly t1_j2e3t4l wrote
Reply to comment by ________________me in If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
I would love to see a movie about killer coconuts