GeetarDoctor t1_j2ea80i wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:56 PM

Your premise on what makes a joke funny is only true for yourself and not universal. Many other people read the joke and found it funny. Most jokes are not based in reality. It seems you are having a strong reaction to something that is very personal to you and it’s preventing you from seeing that a joke can simultaneously be illogical and funny.

Waitsfornoone t1_j2e9gi4 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:51 PM

Reply to comment by CookiePush in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1

Never quartered.

Though drawn is not good, either.

TooShiftyForYou t1_j2e9ber wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:50 PM

Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk

Police Chief: "What happened to this group of crows?"

Investigator: "It was a murder."

Police Chief: "Right, what happened to this murder of crows?"

Investigator: "It was a murder."

Police Chief: "Are you sure?"

Investigator: "We have probable cahs."

PM_Me_Irelias_Hands t1_j2e984y wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:49 PM

Reply to I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1

Not selling a single copy is fine, as long as the other 99.999 were sold

Randy927 t1_j2e95l4 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:49 PM

Reply to What happened when Mary had a little lamb? by ScienceRulez33

Mary had a little lamb. She also had a duck.

She put them on the window sill. To see if they'd.. fall off.

[deleted] t1_j2e93hv wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:48 PM

Reply to An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk

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theOneAndOnly_28 t1_j2e8ucc wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:46 PM

Reply to comment by Neat-Winter454 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen

Yeah, my grandfather tells stories of how long he stood in line for furniture for their living room, because there would only be a couple of sets arriving and he didn't have the connections to get it directly from the guy working there

chipslayer1 t1_j2e8sm8 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:46 PM

Reply to An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk

I mean if everyone identifies as survived before they sink they should be clear. Right?

Express-Antelope5515 t1_j2e8krn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:45 PM

Reply to comment by chaosgirl93 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen

You do realize that this is what happened, right? They did have constant shortages of everything except military supplies. They were internally weak, but externally strong. The USSR put a huge amount of their resources and manpower into industrialization and military production.