Highly interested to see the debate after the captain says “women and children in the lifeboat first”.

He didn’t even learn English until his 20s then became one of the greatest writers of all time in english.

There's s pro life tip I never considered before.

Nobody appreciates that you're fine with jokes that are taken from the context required for the joke, which absolutely ruins it. If you don't like what I said, don't read it. Go sit on a long pole and spin.

Someone needs to work on their delivery ... and someone needs to work on the whole set-up.

Nobody appreciates your aggression or hate for this post, so don't share, thanks. Just don't read it if you think you've found it 'better' elsewhere.

Makes sense

She got some mint jelly, candied carrots and chateaux potatoes to go with it

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The H is silent.... like a Hippo ninja

This is r/Jokes. No probably about it.

The way I heard it was just an elephant and a rhino. Makes more sense.

Surviving a Sinking Ocean Cruiser? Here's one of my favorites [not OC]:

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Only 2 men and a woman survive the terrible tragedy, and relying on any floating debris, paddle their way to an island they spot nearby.
They make shelters, find food and water and all the basics needed to survive on an island in the middle of the ocean. After 3 months, they finally decide no one is going to rescue them, so they build better shelters and get used to living their lives together on the island.
In the fourth month, the 2 men and the woman start to get certain ... human needs. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual
desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
After six weeks of this, the woman feels so guilty about what she has done with the 2 men that she kills herself, as this was not the way she was brought up and she couldn't bear to continue living this way.
A month later, the 2 men start to get certain ... human needs again. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
This goes on for about 2 months. Finally, the 2 men feel so guilty about what they have done, they bury her.

A Buddhist bra has no attachments.

Right back at ya. Next.

The best part of any joke about the Soviet Union is the offended tankies complaining about it.

None because they were too busy arguing whether gay or lesbian was better and they all went down with the ship!

>a worker's state

You... you think the Soviet Union was a "worker's state"? Oh boy.

No.

Clearly.

This is actually an altered version of a joke told by Russians during that time:

>Stalin is dead and things have begun to lighten up a bit relatively speaking.
>
>An old couple live in an apartment in Moscow and she sends him down to buy some meat for supper. After queueing for the obligatory three hours he gets to the counter and the woman says 'No more meat, meat finished'.
>
>He cracks and starts raving 'I fought in the Revolution, I fought for Lenin in the First World War and for Stalin in the Second World War and we are still in this shit?'
>
>One of the leather-jacketed brigade takes him on one side and says 'Look old man you know you can't talk like this. Just think, a few years ago you would have been shot for saying these things.'
>
>The old man trudges home. His wife seeing him empty-handed says 'Run out of meat again have they?'
>
>He says: 'It's worse than that, they've run out of bullets.'

I'm sold!

Well yes communism is bad every where it happens it always ends in mass death and starvation feel free to google it

'Ol Swivel Hips

I remember the 1920s