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nferguson225 t1_j2ehzdi wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Roll, roll, roll in the hay!
coyoteatemyhomework t1_j2ehvoi wrote
Fruits float don't they?
Bweaddd t1_j2ehsqx wrote
Jumanji
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cadaverescu1 t1_j2egcx5 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
2 months later the men feeling guilty about what they were doing to each other decide to dig her up.
rockypecheur t1_j2egc9c wrote
Reply to comment by thermbug in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
My French teacher was actually German. I would joke that I learned Alsatian ( funnier back when we used Alsatian in place of German Shepherd; like Freedom Fries)
xenoterranos t1_j2eg98f wrote
Reply to comment by Beneficial_Bug5715 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
A rainbow colored parrot found in Australia
already-too-late t1_j2eg6st wrote
Reply to In the final round of the poetry competition, it comes down to the student from Princeton and the hillbilly from West Virginia. by benmrcsmith
Tim isn't as good as poetry, as he's normally busy bucking three.
anderoogigwhore t1_j2eg5go wrote
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DanTacoWizard t1_j2efocv wrote
Reply to comment by Soulessnight in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Yeah sarcasm. My bad. I don’t have great vocabulary.
True_Pen69 t1_j2efno1 wrote
Reply to comment by Perturabo_IVth in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
There is no fucking evidence they r fucking Romanian you think there police for is americas gov. 😂🤣 goodness people like you need to go back to school, and quit painting little figures loser, Brokie
greedydita t1_j2efn41 wrote
Reply to Woman are a lot like roller coasters by Just_A_Pirate391
They get better with age.
FluffofDoom t1_j2efapt wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Why so specific? I feel like I need to go check.
Perturabo_IVth t1_j2ef7qz wrote
Reply to comment by True_Pen69 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Of course, my mistake. Everyone knows the police release all of their evidence during an investigation.
WhichEvidence3016 t1_j2ef2rn wrote
True_Pen69 t1_j2ef066 wrote
Reply to comment by Perturabo_IVth in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
Lol with no proof, really shows how well the elite control your tiny retarded minds without y’all knowing it, also where’s the proof that’s right there isn’t any because he didn’t do it 🤣😂
Perturabo_IVth t1_j2eev3y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Says the person posting videos of people taking drugs
Beneficial_Bug5715 t1_j2eegyg wrote
BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2ee4mx wrote
Reply to comment by datageek9 in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
> The Odessa clashes of 2014 were terrible, but committed by citizens, not the Ukrainian government.
If the government let that happened - I have only one answer: FUCK that government.
If the government never punished that crime - I have only one answer: FUCK that government!
If the government proceed to drown in blood everyone who is sick of this shit literally inspiring to do exact same thing all over again I have only one answer: FUCK THAT GOVERNMENT!!!
And if you believe that government after all that said and done - I don't think that liars, hypocrites and holier-than-thou may be possibly considered as a friend.
Rot front.
Karlor_Gaylord_Cries t1_j2ee1aa wrote
Reply to I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
No. It's bc I don't have to get on my knees when giving a bj
pescadode74 OP t1_j2edvd4 wrote
Reply to comment by GeetarDoctor in Benedict and Barbara arrive together at the pearly gates... by pescadode74
Much better than mine.
[deleted] t1_j2edrxp wrote
Reply to comment by Inked-Sailor in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
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Majorzx3 t1_j2edkyl wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Where did the Ukrainian kid go after getting lost in the minefield? Everywhere.
shuckster t1_j2edcmi wrote
Reply to comment by gargravarr2112 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Even Old New York was once New Amsterdam.
Why they changed it I can’t say.
People just liked it better that waaaaaaay.
weloveplants t1_j2ei00d wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
Lovingly licking it. He just wants them to be proud of what they are doing.