Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Bad-Uncle t1_j2ercah wrote
Reply to comment by Neinball98411 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
And yet, Dave's not here.
Successful-Goose-633 t1_j2er496 wrote
Reply to If you put Holy Water in a humidifier by kearnel81
How do you make holy water?
You just take regular water and boil the hell out of it.
PrinceFridaytheXIII t1_j2er1ms wrote
7:21
Triforcefisher t1_j2eqvm4 wrote
She was throwing softballs to Little Johnny. That’s on her.
letsgobranden0167 t1_j2eqhpz wrote
Reply to comment by Malvastor in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Ha thanks for pointing that out 😂 but Ig communication can result in the same outcome
[deleted] t1_j2eqfse wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Hi there people
TheJacksquatch1992 OP t1_j2eqf6e wrote
Reply to comment by CalzoneHole in Little Johnny's class was learning vocabulary in Health class... by TheJacksquatch1992
That one was horrible... but I liked it 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a little fucked up on the inside, not gonna lie
neoprenewedgie t1_j2eqcq7 wrote
adrenalinexfreak t1_j2eqbea wrote
Reply to comment by needledCannibal in What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
what
ADarkDraconis t1_j2eq8d9 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
This is the TopGear secret bird testing facility.
jariwoud t1_j2eq3kf wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in what do you get... if your mix a HIPPO, ELEPHANT, AND A RHINO? by Life-Yogurtcloset-98
OMG IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?
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Captainmdnght t1_j2eppko wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
An old one told to me by the former Moscow bureau chief for the New York Times:
Q: Why do Soviet police travel in 3s?
A: One to read, one to write, and one to watch the two dangerous intellectuals.
DukeOfDrywall t1_j2epjl4 wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in Make sure to poop before midnight on 31st December. by iknowthisischeesy
Beat me to it
Coinsworthy t1_j2epetc wrote
Reply to If you put Holy Water in a humidifier by kearnel81
Tried this at work, now looking for new managers.
TheBaggyDapper t1_j2epbyt wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Caught you rook, line and sinker.
CalzoneHole t1_j2epbe9 wrote
Norm MacDonald tells a dirty Johnny joke on his podcast.
Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j2ep31n wrote
Reply to comment by Cpt_Copycat in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
Why am I laughing bro 😭
Initial_Page_Num1 t1_j2eoz05 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I thought the joke was funny. No joke.
GreenrabbE99 t1_j2eoxsy wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Did they also find dead crows near the main actor from Dr House for the exact same reason?
Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j2eowme wrote
Reply to How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I feel bad to those who have to explain the joke for those who didn't get it
kindthoughts5 t1_j2eora5 wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and Putin?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Amasterclass t1_j2eomll wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I really need to start reading the sub better. Do this all the time with the r/nosleep sub too
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Umpteenth_zebra t1_j2ercfx wrote
Reply to Little Johnny's class was learning vocabulary in Health class... by TheJacksquatch1992
Aren't all these words 'inappropriate' anyway? I don't get how 'twisting' urinate and rectum and other stuff you would only talk about in biology class into mildly sexual comments is even any worse than the original meaning of the words.
I don't really think that sex and bodily functions are obscene, but usually they go hand in hand?
Idk, maybe I'm over-analysing this.