Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Big-End-9824 t1_j2evycz wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
I loved their song.
cheeseburgersarecool t1_j2evy0t wrote
Reply to comment by CaliBigWill in My grandpa was a hunter of moose between the 60’s and 70’s. He killed 47 moose in 69 by [deleted]
Why is that?
BiblioBounce t1_j2evwzx wrote
A withdrawal of funding and a visit from the ethics committee.
CaliBigWill t1_j2evsts wrote
Reply to My grandpa was a hunter of moose between the 60’s and 70’s. He killed 47 moose in 69 by [deleted]
Change it to Cougars and it works better.
Bott t1_j2evo6e wrote
Reply to comment by PurpleIncarnate in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
r/BoneAppleTea
squarelyConsume21 t1_j2evjdb wrote
Subtle.I like it.
Temporary-Blood9937 t1_j2evh1v wrote
Or shit while it turns midnight. Same shit different day
SchoolForSedition t1_j2evdap wrote
Read better the first time as a gang of bakers.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j2eu84j wrote
Iceologer_gang t1_j2eu0on wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in Woman are a lot like roller coasters by Just_A_Pirate391
Haha I’m gonna go ride the aged roller coaster now wheee oh shit the tracks end oh shit oh fuck ahhhh
decembernutlist t1_j2etv25 wrote
Reply to comment by Snorc in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Acted like a sister. A sister act you might say
BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2etbis wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible_Sport575 in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Finally some appropriate reaction. Sadly, you're right - all those up there don't belong here and actually I should apologise for provoking all this mess. Yet is actually funny to see how some redditors just choke up on "freedom of speech" concept.
Prostheta t1_j2et3of wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Two crows on a branch.
One says, "Caw caw!"
The other says, "repost I was going to say that!"
RibaldPancake OP t1_j2ess1y wrote
Reply to comment by neoprenewedgie in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
As a semiprofessional humor artist, I think it's sloppy to do anything to make the punchline less of a surprise.
tiralixo t1_j2esd2q wrote
Dave Chappelle
neoprenewedgie t1_j2esakm wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
I disagree. Because shaking hands is such a normal activity, mentioning it doesn't draw any undo attention to it.
Constant-Hawk42069 t1_j2es7x8 wrote
Reply to comment by SchwarzeHaufen in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
My understanding is it didn't change names after being taken over by the Nazis. Still a good joke though.
Triforcefisher t1_j2es6pt wrote
Reply to What gets bigger the more you massage it? by JesterFX
The massage parlor bill obviously
ddollarsign t1_j2es39g wrote
Reply to Man goes to a job interview. by tads73
This is a a good yoke, lmao
Responsible_Sport575 t1_j2es1kl wrote
Reply to comment by BrAkE_FlyER in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Ummm... This is r/jokes..... Does this one have a punchline or is it just something for another sub?
GloriousGigaChad t1_j2erzn3 wrote
Reply to comment by enoughPhase752 in What is-hands down- the best time on the clock? by Arkvoodle42
Well this is true only if you take in mind that the clock is perfectly angled and it's not tilting at either side.
kkitty44 t1_j2eroub wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
LOL love it
fredditfromHenderson t1_j2erh3n wrote
Reply to comment by PinQueasy3200 in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
What is the dream of every nymphomaniac doe? A million bucks
Neinball98411 t1_j2erf7s wrote
Reply to comment by Bad-Uncle in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Schrodingers Dave
31spiders t1_j2ew1z8 wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Bahstahn