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LeFondonn t1_j2ey3yp wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefScout_2000 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Truck!
david4069 t1_j2exzv1 wrote
Reply to comment by nittanylns in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
And they couldn't say "truck".
Edit: Not sure why the downvote, but in the American versions I've heard, the crows say "car" with a Boston accent, and the punchline goes: They discovered that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
That's what I was trying to add to the post I replied to, since the word "lorry" isn't really used here.
JimmyHavok t1_j2exv8m wrote
FrankWhiteIsHere78 t1_j2exq1s wrote
Reply to comment by PurpleIncarnate in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
LoL 😆 All I could think about
[deleted] t1_j2exlgl wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
The music backwards is just not the same
3vi1 t1_j2exl66 wrote
Not if one of them lights a match. They'd just be called buoyants, if not for all the hydrogen.
Tigermike10 t1_j2excle wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I thought they contacted CORVID 19.
notaufo t1_j2exabc wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
Finnish coffee. Does who have tried know it. Just ask Macron.
Derpygoras t1_j2ex94o wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Sure it was not just a mass murder?
Psychological_Tap187 t1_j2ex8qu wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
So specific I thought I was on r/crowbros at first.
Itsthemusicforme t1_j2ex386 wrote
Anyone whose straight lol
[deleted] t1_j2ex2wq wrote
Context is everything
ztreHdrahciR t1_j2ex2c8 wrote
Reply to comment by Swipergoneswipe in My grandpa was a hunter of moose between the 60’s and 70’s. He killed 47 moose in 69 by [deleted]
Have an award, friend
SylvieJay t1_j2ewxuw wrote
People in the licker Cabinet.
[deleted] OP t1_j2ewqi3 wrote
Reply to A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
Feeling down is comforting. That's disturbing.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j2ewnww wrote
Reply to comment by 31spiders in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Lol... I'm a long ways from there... Couldn't remember the proper pronunciation...
Swipergoneswipe t1_j2ewh7i wrote
Reply to comment by cheeseburgersarecool in My grandpa was a hunter of moose between the 60’s and 70’s. He killed 47 moose in 69 by [deleted]
There are horny cougars in your neighborhood who would love to fuck you right now
CaliBigWill t1_j2ewg0f wrote
Reply to My grandpa was a hunter of moose between the 60’s and 70’s. He killed 47 moose in 69 by [deleted]
Happy Cake Day!
Because you're saying he fucked a moose
Is that like a cougar? You know what a cougar is - besides a cat? Get it?
*My Grandfather was a prolific cougar hunter in the 60's. Most of them in 69'. The rest with anal. *
Blizz_PL t1_j2ewf9o wrote
I thought the answer would be society.
Mistapeepers t1_j2ewe0r wrote
Reply to comment by Gold_Swordfish4552 in what is an English teachers favorite cereal? by athwolf
Damn you beat me to it. Take my upvote.
Mistapeepers t1_j2ewaie wrote
Reply to what is an English teachers favorite cereal? by athwolf
Golden Grahmmars
Crowley131 t1_j2ew8ti wrote
Reply to comment by Imposseeblip in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Or half of an erection
joey_yamamoto t1_j2ew859 wrote
Reply to comment by 1_Shanel in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
buoyancy means to float ....so the flamboyant float
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_j2ew2bx wrote
Reply to comment by Karlor_Gaylord_Cries in I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
So how tall are we talking here? Lol
SteveisNoob t1_j2ey4z5 wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
lol they aren't even real