Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Life-Yogurtcloset-98 OP t1_j2f6vxf wrote
Reply to comment by Negative-Ad-6533 in what do you get... if your mix a HIPPO, ELEPHANT, AND A RHINO? by Life-Yogurtcloset-98
PERRY!!! the platypus
WillEtheF_cknCoyote t1_j2f6ui6 wrote
The brosexuals
pat700 t1_j2f6od9 wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
The shark barfs up Quint
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DuckyRedditor405 t1_j2f6izu wrote
Reply to Guess what? by [deleted]
It’s not New Years Day for me yet!
One-Secret6016 t1_j2f672p wrote
Reply to Man goes to a job interview. by tads73
It’s supposed to say: 4 year gap - can you explain it? Yes - I was in Yale. Wow, you’re hired! Thanks, I really need this yob
crayon_onthewall t1_j2f64sm wrote
A shoulder to crayon is ink-creditable. It can really be cath-art-ic.
MechanicPluto24 t1_j2f5zca wrote
Reply to comment by anderoogigwhore in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
“Xe/Xirs first”
“Ze/Zirs next”
“Ve/Virs next”
“We/Wirs next”
dwbaz01 t1_j2f5ojc wrote
Reply to comment by Narrheim in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
In Soviet Russia, everyone is KGB.
readwiteandblu t1_j2f5l8g wrote
Reply to comment by HeadMembership in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Youz wicked smaht.
[deleted] t1_j2f5gpy wrote
Flimsy_Internet9441 t1_j2f5d4c wrote
Reply to Guess what? by [deleted]
Wow, 365 days of not showering. You have stink ass.
Nuada-Argetlam t1_j2f58hy wrote
Reply to Guess what? by [deleted]
not only is this untrue for me (since it's only half past 12 post meridian in my time zone), that's also not how language works! "in a year" means "since one year ago." and it's unlikely that someone hasn't showered at all over a span of time of one year.
HeadMembership t1_j2f54qr wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
The original joke is a road near Boston, where the accent is known and the joke makes sense.
underpantsgenome t1_j2f52io wrote
Reply to Guess what? by [deleted]
*this year.
In a year implies a year-long time frame. Or maybe some just haven't been showering over e past 365 days.
djseifer t1_j2f4frm wrote
Reply to comment by ADarkDraconis in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Some say he only knows two facts about crows, and they're both wrong.
toastbutbutter t1_j2f4b9b wrote
Reply to comment by BrAkE_FlyER in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Just digging a deeper hole for yourself buddy
anakay83 t1_j2f45hm wrote
thetitonxtdoor t1_j2f40mw wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
Depresso
Cloaked42m t1_j2f3y4m wrote
3percentinvisible t1_j2f3s6o wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Those crows are definitely bostonian
tumbleweed1986 t1_j2f3p3b wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Interesting approach to the demise of a literal "murder" if crows. I definitely expected this to go that way
ImAnAgent t1_j2f3m2s wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1
HAHAHAHAH
GIANTBABOON t1_j2f74tf wrote
Reply to comment by ArcadiaKent in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
actually a new manager, who actually manages vs being an accountant... recently took over. 10 plus years of bs according to pilots.