Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j2fa72p wrote
Reply to Waste of time (machine) by PieterSielie12
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ShadowtheHedgehog_ t1_j2fa19z wrote
America
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j2f9r2q wrote
Reply to comment by 31spiders in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Depends on how fast you drive I guess... Lol
xander012 t1_j2f9m6c wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
r/jokes, home of reposts that are funny jokes, and things that are not jokes. luckily we have the former :D
1_Shanel t1_j2f9isa wrote
Reply to comment by joey_yamamoto in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Ehhh smirk to this, at best but thank you
Sorry-Zone8927 t1_j2f9ijx wrote
Reply to comment by GMXIX in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
A white sauce made with milk and flour.
gingerbeard1775 t1_j2f9bwn wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Because we are whywolfs
SpellingJenius t1_j2f9a0g wrote
Did she do it pen-sively?
SchwarzeHaufen OP t1_j2f97ju wrote
Reply to comment by Constant-Hawk42069 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Hence why it is simply said to be the German Reich at that point. Do recall, I did not make up this joke, it is a fairly old one.
cherryhilljawnz t1_j2f963x wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1
Love it!
Cautious_Bobcat_5877 t1_j2f8u53 wrote
Reply to Woman are a lot like roller coasters by Just_A_Pirate391
You get in them, ride them and get out?
I'll show my way out
Ancient_Paint2830 t1_j2f8s2c wrote
Reply to Man goes to a job interview. by tads73
I don’t get it
No-Consequence2488 t1_j2f8lvn wrote
Dr x wex
TAway69420666 t1_j2f8enl wrote
Reply to comment by Flat-Delivery6987 in I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
10'7"
ILoveLongDogs t1_j2f8881 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
There was once a young man named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit, and smelled just like shit,
But think of the money he saved.
Grouchy-Engine1584 t1_j2f8818 wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
This story reminds me of my uncle Joe whose last words were “a truck!”
LadenifferJadaniston t1_j2f86m9 wrote
Reply to comment by resistible in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Atheist yes, agnostic just one
[deleted] t1_j2f863t wrote
Reply to comment by Temporary-Blood9937 in Make sure to poop before midnight on 31st December. by iknowthisischeesy
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Cheap_Enthusiasm_619 t1_j2f7p81 wrote
Reply to What do you call an event where a likely sexual predator puts on a dress and reads stories to children? by Hitler_the_Painter
Maybe "Sunday School" as an alternate punchline?
Naples16v t1_j2f7nyz wrote
Reply to What do Alcoholics call New Year's Eve? by investinlove
Haven’t heard this since last year
Evilsphaghetti OP t1_j2f7idu wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in When my wife gave birth I didn’t feel the dad jokes kicking in, by Evilsphaghetti
Wdym?
BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2f7c50 wrote
Reply to comment by toastbutbutter in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Have a luxury of that so I'm not bothered. Much. =) Partly because I like to annoy people who deserved that.
Happy holidays anyway.
31spiders t1_j2f7b3h wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Well at least you told me in hours not KM/MI
Patient-Nectarine-46 t1_j2f7al4 wrote
Reply to comment by Morall_tach in What do you call an event where a likely sexual predator puts on a dress and reads stories to children? by Hitler_the_Painter
What was his post?
_dantastic t1_j2faaxu wrote
Reply to Woman are a lot like roller coasters by Just_A_Pirate391
You wait in line for hours for just for 1 minute of fun.