Recent comments in /f/Jokes
adviceKiwi t1_j2fd8k4 wrote
Reply to comment by SteveisNoob in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Swing and a miss...
Clean-Promotion-8250 t1_j2fd5iw wrote
adviceKiwi t1_j2fd4yj wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
So did all those crows
pizzagirilla t1_j2fd1p3 wrote
Reply to A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Me, I need a Cowtown Bra. Rounds them up and heads them in the right direction...
Comprehensive-Let628 t1_j2fczti wrote
Reply to comment by AirbagOff in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
have you read radio silence
adviceKiwi t1_j2fcz74 wrote
Trevor965 t1_j2fcya4 wrote
Reply to Guess what? by [deleted]
I was about to say "jokes on you, I had a shower 2 days ago" when the joke hit me 🤣 lmao good one!
Clean-Promotion-8250 t1_j2fcv7i wrote
adviceKiwi t1_j2fcuo4 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
If they were pigs, they would have treated them with some oinkment
adviceKiwi t1_j2fcp0i wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
That's a terrible Dad joke!
Upvote plus 1
vr0202 t1_j2fch75 wrote
Try writing it posthumously.
StanUbeki t1_j2fcaql wrote
Reply to A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "Is this the start of a joke?"
ZellZoy t1_j2fc7fj wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
It's funny because crows are actually better at speaking than parrots are
vr0202 t1_j2fc2uq wrote
Unlikely those with silicone implants.
[deleted] OP t1_j2fc1nf wrote
Reply to comment by Nuada-Argetlam in Guess what? by [deleted]
🤓
daytonakarl t1_j2fbxlb wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
It where the drugs start to take hold
Plopop87 t1_j2fbx89 wrote
Reply to comment by trebuchet_facts in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
We get onto the lifeboats, but we sit on them in such a weird way that we end up falling off anyway
Fern-Sken t1_j2fbwtj wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I'm gonna change it to a truck and tell this tonight at a party
Velvet_Pop t1_j2fbqdk wrote
Reply to comment by Cloaked42m in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
HNN HNNNNNNNNN
Ak50enjoyer t1_j2fbisl wrote
Reply to comment by InspectorG-007 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
oh fuck you got me there
Jurisprudy t1_j2fbgbu wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Could be because Ashford is always heavily impacted by Op Stack. I’d love it if that were the reason, so wonderfully specific and accurate for no reason
algabana t1_j2fb8c3 wrote
Reply to comment by Marik-X-Bakura in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
evidence? this is a joke
illiteret t1_j2faywk wrote
Reply to comment by SuzyLouWhoo in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Both jokes in Utah change both to Mormon.
[deleted] t1_j2fanyo wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
This is a long joke for a weak punchline
resistible t1_j2fdgub wrote
Reply to comment by LadenifferJadaniston in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
I feel like agnostics would do a bralette or a bikini.