Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j2fg1xj wrote
Reply to comment by Clean-Promotion-8250 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Lol..I thought that one was - Waaaaahshington...
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j2ffxe9 wrote
Reply to comment by 31spiders in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Yeah, Lewisburg's not a bad area to live in. I have some friends who come from Allentown. Broke down there once driving otr...
moon1230 t1_j2ffq6n wrote
My dick is only 4 inches.
But some women do not like it that wide..
ClassyGas t1_j2ffl4o wrote
It’s arhiellephant
SweetChoadOfMine t1_j2ffc6e wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
If you died then who wrote this ?
SweetChoadOfMine t1_j2ff9q4 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Awful joke more like
oldnick40 t1_j2ff5jm wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban!
kearnel81 OP t1_j2ff52m wrote
Reply to comment by Coinsworthy in If you put Holy Water in a humidifier by kearnel81
Lol
dw33zy12 t1_j2ff2au wrote
I wasn't expecting that. Well played.
Morall_tach t1_j2ff0tg wrote
Reply to comment by Patient-Nectarine-46 in What do you call an event where a likely sexual predator puts on a dress and reads stories to children? by Hitler_the_Painter
He was trying to say that drag queens are sex offenders.
hyperYEET99 t1_j2feonl wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I read ‘crow’ as ‘cow’ at first and I was extremely confused why cows get bird flu lol
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mythicme t1_j2feh19 wrote
Outside of the joke, this honestly sounds like fun.
Pemdas1991 t1_j2fe971 wrote
Your PHD in genetics revoked...
[deleted] t1_j2fe32h wrote
Reply to comment by ProrexPyre in Waste of time (machine) by PieterSielie12
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Big_Toke_Yo t1_j2fe0h1 wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Look up crows talking on YouTube. It's a trip.
ProrexPyre t1_j2fe09a wrote
Reply to Waste of time (machine) by PieterSielie12
You find it fun to hurt others?
PieterSielie12 OP t1_j2fdxpr wrote
Reply to comment by ProrexPyre in Waste of time (machine) by PieterSielie12
It was fun
ProrexPyre t1_j2fduda wrote
Reply to Waste of time (machine) by PieterSielie12
But Why, Bro??? Why???
phlygee t1_j2fdtcc wrote
Reply to comment by Ancient_Paint2830 in Man goes to a job interview. by tads73
You yust don't, do you?
yParticle t1_j2fdq8s wrote
Reply to comment by PM_Me_Irelias_Hands in I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. by heyandy1
That would work a lot better with a comma.
[deleted] t1_j2fdo1s wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
/r/oddlyspecific
31spiders t1_j2fdmgt wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Nah that’s what we prefer. Philly and Pitt are about 3 hours from me, Harrisburg area is about an hour, Penn State is half hour, we measure everything that way.
Sorry-Zone8927 t1_j2fdj1r wrote
Reply to comment by Ancient_Paint2830 in Man goes to a job interview. by tads73
Jail Job
RowdyDugong t1_j2fg88q wrote
Reply to An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Certainly not the lesbians,they're all going down.