Recent comments in /f/Jokes
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Wolkenbaer t1_j2fp616 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
And I didn't realize for a second that I was looking for something from r/jokes and it briefly crossed my mind that 2023 would start again with a very interesting setting.
Waitsfornoone t1_j2fp56p wrote
Reply to I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
PLT: When taking pictures at family gatherings, always position the boyfriend/girlfriends on the far edges. It make it so much easier to crop them out when necessary.
Waitsfornoone t1_j2foy04 wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
According to my doctor, I am not overweight at all. Rather, I'm just short for my weight.
According to his charts, I should be 11'6".
mykeuk OP t1_j2fosmn wrote
Reply to comment by Significant-Corgi-62 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Use it wisely, fellow dad!
JamesLoganHowlett03 t1_j2fos3r wrote
Not the L’s. They were locked in the Liquor Cabinet.
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Janissue t1_j2foq46 wrote
Reply to comment by IamImposter in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Unexpected r/dundermifflin
Esehrk t1_j2fopid wrote
Reply to comment by 2Noodly in Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
Ehh just dirty clothes in general when I was that age.
cuncuncun01 t1_j2fombh wrote
Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
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RepresentativeStar33 t1_j2fokyc wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
That did not go the way I thought it would.
MpVpRb t1_j2fokk7 wrote
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor almost cried
Old McDonald had a farm
The doctor almost died
--heard as a child in the 50s
chubbygayguy88 t1_j2fohmu wrote
Not funny
turncoatmormon t1_j2fofeq wrote
Reply to comment by PurpleIncarnate in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Maybe OP was doing a Sean Connery impression.
Awesum51Merc t1_j2foe7i wrote
Reply to comment by readwiteandblu in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Perfect accent! ....oops Pehfect Accent, ya Bastahd!
2Noodly t1_j2fo4p3 wrote
Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
I know it’s a joke. And the jerking off in a sock is always in movies, tv shows or books.
I have to admit, I’ve never heard of any guy using a sock in real life.
I’ve 3 brothers, I was in the military and a fraternity. I’ve had conversations with dozens if not 100s if guys who’ve admitted to doing crazier stuff than a sock….
Where are these guys jerking off in socks? Seriously?!
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Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
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No_Obligation_264 t1_j2fnm6v wrote
Reble77 t1_j2fncqg wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Aye it was Mur Der can ya no tell
BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2fn963 wrote
Reply to comment by password_is_12345679 in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
Good day to you too.
coalgang89 t1_j2fn8bw wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
I love this joke and I usually make it last for about 5 minutes with extra storytelling. It gets them hook line and sinker. Someone punched me in the face once after I finished telling it 😂
JamesLeBond t1_j2fn7vg wrote
She thought she got a Brazilian... oh wait, this isn't /antijokes ...
_ballora_0 t1_j2fmnsv wrote
Reply to I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
Im a lady and i like short men
sergyps t1_j2fpd6i wrote
Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
What's 12 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen, and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed.