Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Buck_Thorn t1_j2fr2nh wrote
Reply to comment by HeadMembership in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Near Boston, as the crow flies?
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Reply to comment by trebuchet_facts in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
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Waitsfornoone t1_j2fqyvh wrote
Visible-Pie-3225 t1_j2fqw38 wrote
Reply to comment by Mungo_Clump in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
It was a homongous disaster.
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Reply to comment by Actual-Anywhere-8829 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
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melllah_403 t1_j2fquq6 wrote
Reply to marriage is like a deck of cards by Formal-Ad8037
(Insert joke about having a 6 and a 9)
darknessatthevoid t1_j2fqt9g wrote
Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
To get to the other thigh
just_a_padawan t1_j2fqkco wrote
Obviously not bi
Waitsfornoone t1_j2fqjvg wrote
It's a fucking foot?
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Visible-Pie-3225 t1_j2fqcdv wrote
Reply to comment by Krystalinhell in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1
How does anyone take care of a tattoo on the back? Or was that supposed to be a joke? Asking seriously..🤔
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Downtown_Path_2821 t1_j2fqan3 wrote
Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
Built up tension
BadAtTheGame13 t1_j2fqa2t wrote
Reply to comment by Away_Ad1323 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Or a boyfriend we don't judge
BadAtTheGame13 t1_j2fq8of wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Bit much. He can fuck right off but no one deserves to die. Except pedos.
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Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
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Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j2fq24w wrote
Reply to comment by Sociablyserve296 in I've decided that beginning January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above by MEforgotUSERNAME
Y 4k?
Waitsfornoone t1_j2fpwxj wrote
Reply to comment by sergyps in Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
What ladies?
Actual-Anywhere-8829 t1_j2fpjub wrote
You can be straight cis and flamboyant. Pretty fucked up how ignorant you are. Let's try to be a little more inclusive. Your joke is outrageously offensive.
pat700 t1_j2fpjmz wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
Mourning blend
Waitsfornoone t1_j2fpgwy wrote
Another NYE enema?
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Reply to comment by cuncuncun01 in Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
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BSwollocks t1_j2fpdun wrote
Reply to comment by UnnecessaryAppeal in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Depends on the region really.
31spiders t1_j2fpdi4 wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Oh no there’s a LewisBERG too it’s over by Danville
I’m still in that county just a different “town” of it. Honestly we need a few raids. Police mostly know where things are they just CANT do anything about it cause no one is reporting it or whatever (no reason to investigate).
zed_christopher t1_j2fr7vz wrote
Reply to An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
That’s clever